Herding Cats Phase

The inevitable chaos that one experiences as a projects moves towards the end. The finish line is in sight, there's more loose ends than a 20 year old sweater, everyone is semi-confused and lunging from task to task, and it's an all out assault on the concept of patience.

We've definitely entered the herding cats phase of this project. No idea how we're going to get to completion, hopefully we receive a miracle before someone loses their shit.

Herding Cats Phase by Startup Street May 8, 2023

ware cats 

Hyper sexual women that have odd movements out of normal sitting. Unable to have proper etiquette conversations without being pervy

Tisha: (let me give a call to Linda) Linda, I asked Brittany if she wanted to go to the mall.
Linda: cool, did she go out with you and hang? What mall did you go to?
Tisha: she wouldnt say and just kept saying she wanted lingerie from victoria secrets mmmm (phne shuffle).
Linda:see there goes her acting like a stank ware cats again hot in de azz having no etiquette.

ware cats by Angry mom45 August 26, 2023

That's where the cats live 

Creepy explanation of noise

"What was that weird noise?"

"Oh, that's where the cats live."

Side note: you can use this even if there are no cats.

That's where the cats live by Melena February 14, 2013

god of cats 

God of cats is a person that typically really hates cats. They tend to be really quiet unless you provoke them. If provoked god of cats will start shooting you with a silver pp7 shotgun.

God of cats also tends to play cringe and outdated games like fortnite etc.

If befriended god of cats will stay loyal to you at any cost whatever you do to them. But they are really bad at keeping secrets and will give away your secret after 20-43 hours of telling them.

Alex: Hey dude god of cats is coming we should totally become his friends
Brandon: fuck no i dont wanna get shot
Alex: Actually you are right i wanna keep my secrets a secret

god of cats by PiknMokeny July 23, 2021

don't fuck with cats 

the internet rule than many listen to, you hurt a cat and post it online? Oops, it looks like thousands of people have all of your personal information and are ready to share it with their followers :0, goodluck!

Cat hater: Look at this! I threw this dumb cat onto a wall
Cat lover: Don't fuck with cats.
Cat hater: It's so pathetic, look at it squeal! LOL
Cat lover: 123 Your street drive, *IP address* *full name* *country* *parents full name* *age*
Cat hater: What?!
Cat lover: I just posted all your personal information online
Cat hater: Oh my god! no!
Cat lover: My followers are coming to your house for a friendly visit... With weapons.

don't fuck with cats by Kittyferns June 2, 2023

sack of cats 

A group of potentially easy women.

"I've got a sack of cats back at my place"
"The only thing that can save this party is a sack of cats"

sack of cats by Ximena April 14, 2006

A bag of cats 

A bag of 2 or more cats, which is very noisy due to the cats fighting to escape the bag.

"Hey, what the hell is that noisy thing moving around on the ground?" Person A

"Oh that? It's just a bag of cats" Person B

"Huh... that's a little odd don't you think?" Person A

"... yeah... I guess a little..." Person B

A bag of cats by Patrick Dugovich April 15, 2007