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california kickstand 

A Kentucky kickstand but add avocado.
I tried a California kickstand and now I need a cervical spine fusion.

california duster 

You pretend to be a big time movie/record producer. Promise unsuspecting female a big career, drive to the desert for sex and leave her.
Nicole went to LA with promises of a big music career and was duped into a california duster.
california duster by J Rispoli July 16, 2006

California Aquesuct

The artery through which southern California suct northern California dry.
When California empties the California Aquesuct for maintenance, people wade in and catch fish by hand. Now the fish are dead in both ends of the state.

Chippie the disoriented sea lion swam up the California Aquesuct almost to Los Banos.
California Aquesuct by Downstrike October 7, 2004

California King Bed 

A song of Rihanna referring to long distance relationships.
In this California king bed
We're 10,000 miles apart
I've been California wishing on these stars
For your heart on me
My California king
California King Bed by Vasly June 4, 2011

California girl 

A girl from the Golden State. Not necessarily blonde, super tan, or rich. Contrary to popular opinion (or at least the opinion shared by many insecure, whiny chicks who aren't fortunate enough to be from this culturally and economically diverse state), we don't all think we're better than everyone. Truth be told, the average California girl is a lot more confident than most females. I think a little bit of that comes from being portrayed by the media as, basically, the sexiest women on Earth. If the rest of the world thinks we're so awesome, there must be at least a little truth to that, right? Like all women, every California girl is beautiful in her own way. And no, we're not all super ditzy! Hahah.
Guy: Oh, so you're a California girl? You seem really smart, though...
Chick: I'm from California, and I'm smart. Those qualities are in no way related.

California Car Pool 

- travelling in a group but each having your own car, rolling in a entourage
Watch the greatest movie ever, Swingers (with Vince Vaughn), for a beautiful example of a good ol' fashioned California Car Pool. The 5 of them roll to parites in a big line of cars. Watch this movie it bomb