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Count Dabula

A Vampire that cannot ever seem to satisfy his deep craving for wax. These dabthirsty fiends will go to any length to satisfy their hunger including sinking their fangs into the neck of your bong to suck out the Bong Water.
Filling your Bong with Holy Water is an excellent way to keep it from being viciously attacked by Count Dabula ...
by Loafasynia May 11, 2016
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Weiner Count

The amount of hot dogs in a certain place at a certain time.
by Weiner World February 23, 2021
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count torebackula

Name given to a person who has been awake days on end using meth without taking a shower or brushing their teeth.
Yo did you see him? Looking all like he was count torebackula.

What the hell happened to you? Count torebackula!
by Dirt Napp August 9, 2016
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I swear to god no crosses count

U know when you say I swear to god and cross ur fingers to say I actually don’t swear to god
But when u say I swear to god no crosses count that means when you cross ur fingers u still will swear to god.
Bro I saw a gorilla outside ur house
No u didn’t

I did!
Say you swear to god no crosses count
I swear to god no crosses count
by Partygoer n kingsheep January 8, 2024
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for the counts

john was with her for the counts
by trinireds777 December 13, 2016
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