Going full count comes from the movie the Count of Monte Cristo. It happens when The main character becomes a bad ass, and starts absolutely killing it. He’s building up the whole movie, escaping from jail, finding the treasure, winning knife fights, being a pirate, but the transformation is complete when he comes to his party in a hot air ballon, holding a cane, wearing a silk robe. The pinnacle of one’s life, absolutely killing it.
Going full count: has he gone full count yet? Wait for it…
Amazed bystander 1: holy shit dude, is he coming down on a fucking hot air balloon right now, and are there dancers on the ropes.
Amazed bystander 2: dude he’s gone full count.
Amazed bystander 1: holy shit dude, is he coming down on a fucking hot air balloon right now, and are there dancers on the ropes.
Amazed bystander 2: dude he’s gone full count.
by T-rentOpotamus January 6, 2023

A developmentally delayed Scottish man who got arrested for an offensive joke, so is now a grifting demagogue/failed politican on YouTube.
by HM788 August 4, 2025

by Count Twatula January 10, 2010

If you had sex with my boy Jerry, I got to add that to your homie count.
Have you has sex with any of my friends? If so, what's your homie count?
Have you has sex with any of my friends? If so, what's your homie count?
by NitemareZen December 6, 2020

1. Did u hear that bitch Dequan squeal? Yeah that nigga should be named Count Faggalot.
2. We should wear high-heels to see how women feel.
Count Faggalot, SHUT THE FUCK UP!
2. We should wear high-heels to see how women feel.
Count Faggalot, SHUT THE FUCK UP!
by Lemony Fuckit January 9, 2017

by GreyPuppon March 4, 2022
