shanghai condom

Noun - Shanghai Condom- A condom made from Saran Wrap. The penis is wrapped entirely with saran wrap in order to create a make-shift condom for emergency use.

The name came to be while I was dating a girl from Shanghai. We were at her house and I did not have any condoms with me. She said no problem in her cute broken English and ran into the kitchen and brought back Saran wrap. She then proceeded to wrap my penis in Saran wrap and said "See no problem." I used the term for a few years and since have seen it pop up in several conversations.
He ran out of condoms so he got some Saran wrap and made his own Shanghai Condom.
by syberfilm April 21, 2016
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Condom-Whiffle

When something (eg. a room, someone’s hands) smells like the latex of a condom or generally just a condom.
“Oh Christ Geraldine.. your front bottom smells like condom-whiffle
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Dutch condom

Participating in a 3 person sexual encounter where the anal penetration is powered by a separate anal penetrative action.
We dutch condomed last night, it was great!
by LordOfTheFlees January 29, 2022
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Dog Condom

The act of slipping a dog's rectum over your erect penis and putting it in the participant you are facing in fantasy football when you are ahead or have won the match up that week.
I just entered Hundo Church and slammed Max with a dog condom as his boy friend watched with awe!
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Condom-shooter

The act of cumming so hard the condom flys off.
Ryan: "Hey man I had a condom-shooter this morning while taint-sitting with Melanie"

Jacob: "is that a drink"

Ryan: "no I came so hard the condom shot off"
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Condom Swipe

The act of wraping a plastic bag over a debit card. The condom swipe is necessary after two to five tries of swiping a debit card through a machine that repeatedly declines the transaction.
(7-11 cashier 1)- four thirty five sir.
(customer)- on debit.
(7-11 cashier 1)- debit? *swipe... swipe... swipe...brushes card on uniform...swipe...
(7-11 cashier 2)- give it the condom swipe.
by Dusty Ballz October 10, 2010
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No condom forever

When a dominant, man proclaims to be superior then all else, simply an chant rather then a statement, When someone forgets "Wakanda Forever"
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