Comment Coyote

The worse version of a Comment Vulture. Instead of exploiting replies to self-promote, these guys like to exploit replies to insult anyone following that thread, almost always for trolling and nothing more. The most infamous of Comment Coyotes is ForgiveZharion, who may as well be the most nefarious troll of the 2020's.

SOMEONE: "Hopefully no Comment Coyotes come here to ruin the fun!"
FORGIVEZHARION: "ratio + l + i don't argue with babys like u + this u"

by Jsslade October 13, 2022

Comment Block

Commenting on something with the sole intention of making sure no one else comments on it.

Original: Finally got my spikes yeah boy.
Comment: I like it in the anus
OP: you just comment blocked me

by nickmaneffn May 11, 2011

Homer comment

To make a comment that is completely idiotic and moronic.

To say the Cowboys are America's team is a homer comment

by HTTR4LIFE June 15, 2016

Comment cloture

The act of ending a comment thread on Facebook by "liking" the other person's comment instead of providing a response. Named for the process of ending a filibuster in the US Senate.

The conversation was starting to look like a flame war, so I "liked" his comment to cut it off. Comment cloture FTW.

by Halestormstopper January 25, 2011

Mouth Comments

When someone belittles someone else for talking. Not when someone is occupied, not when the other person is being loud or obnoxious, but just shaming them for plain old talking.

Usually it’s used by losers who can’t function in society with others around.

Person #1: *talks continuously*

Person #2: Shut up, you talk too much.

Person #1: Quit making mouth comments, dickhead! If you don’t like my story, just leave!

by Cmt145 July 12, 2024

Carney Comment

A carney comment is a utterly and absurd empty brained comment or remark that is made in the form of a question or statement

“Is wide-bodying a dodge durango a good idea?”
This is a pretty odd question considering that no one on Earth thinks it’s a good idea as this is a Carney Comment

by whotfwidebodysadurango July 19, 2022

comment roulette

It's the high risk game you play every time you read the comments on an online article/post/video etc. Sometimes they are clever and funny and at best, better than the article itself. Frequently though they make you concerned for the future of humanity and/or angry enough to want to find the commenter and slap them.

She realised she had once again lost the game of comment roulette when she read the words "evolution is just a theory"

by Sheila Montague September 21, 2016