by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Call Me Clark Kent Through Pamela Isley<.7.9.76.>mug. A small town nestled in the asshole of Idaho. These crackheads all live together and with their cousins. Population: 500 not including goats. The chosen mode of transportation is Atvs and lawnmowers. This small town is sad.
by undeadfox March 21, 2022
Get the clark forkmug. Emily is a girl that is so beautiful and attractive that she gives you anxiety. It's almost impossible to look into her eyes when you first meet her. She has a beautiful personality and can be shy sometimes but she doesn't know how shy people are when first meeting her.
"I have a crush on Emily Clarke."
"Oml good taste! She's coming now."
*Heart beats so hard it hurts, breathing intensifies, I look down at the floor in embarrassment thinking that I'm way out her league and should just give up.*
"Haha how'd you do that?"
Emily is in the corner of my eye listening to me talk. I glance at her for a split second, I felt like someone shot me through the heart. Her eyes were like looking at a black hole and seeing another universe. It took under a second to make me feel uncomfortable and embarrassed. My excuse to finish talking is:
"I forgot what to say... *Nervous giggle"
I turn away and start crying from the insecurity building up; "I'm so not good enough! I'm rubbish and I should quit crushing on her!"
"Oml good taste! She's coming now."
*Heart beats so hard it hurts, breathing intensifies, I look down at the floor in embarrassment thinking that I'm way out her league and should just give up.*
"Haha how'd you do that?"
Emily is in the corner of my eye listening to me talk. I glance at her for a split second, I felt like someone shot me through the heart. Her eyes were like looking at a black hole and seeing another universe. It took under a second to make me feel uncomfortable and embarrassed. My excuse to finish talking is:
"I forgot what to say... *Nervous giggle"
I turn away and start crying from the insecurity building up; "I'm so not good enough! I'm rubbish and I should quit crushing on her!"
by LøCl October 7, 2021
Get the Emily Clarkemug. by idknameherebye January 8, 2020
Get the Dennis Clarkemug. she is the lengest gyal u will come across shes got mad back and shes funny kind and smart. shes cute and is very intelligent. her smile radiates to the people around her and she hypes everyone up all the time. just be like Anya 🤷 ♀️.
by rawr#4114 July 31, 2022
Get the Anya Clarkemug. by yourmumsadude September 7, 2020
Get the Kyan Clarkmug. It is the act of holding up the weed cyph, usually by being too concentrated playing a game or too distracted doing something else.
Yooo Clark pass the blunt bro, you're Clarking it!
"Where's the bowl at?" I don't know, Clark is probably Clarking it right now.
"Where's the bowl at?" I don't know, Clark is probably Clarking it right now.
by SixPathsGod June 2, 2018
Get the Clarkingmug.