Charlotte's Web

An amazingly awesome sex poistion which is similar to when two girl "scissor". The term "scissor" (in all forms) should be avoided during your sexual encounter, to avoid killing the mood. To truly appreciate Charlotte's Web, the couple should start in a rather boring position (preferably missionary style). This will heighten the anticipation, and give each person a true appreciation of what Charlotte's Web is all about.

Although it may seem inappropriate, at some point during the missionary position the female should say "You know what I want.. I want Charlotte's Web". This must be in a seductive tone, or all romance is lost and the situation turns comical. This is called the trigger phrase, and it signals each partner to assume the Charlotte's Web position.
The female lies on her back, tilting a little to one side - while the male should be totally on his side, interlocking legs. Once Charlotte's Web is established, it is necessary to ease into the thrusting motions. Allow each participant to become acclimated with the new position to really get a feel for what is going on. This is called the introductory period. Once you have passed this period, it's time to take a trip to pleasure town. To get the true effect, the female should arch her back, as if she is trying to unsnap her bra. (please note, the bra should already be removed at this point).

Few things in life are better than Charlotte's Web. Use at your own risk - not for amateurs.
"I understand that your grandma died today and you have just been diagnosed with terminal cancer - but you got to do Charlotte's Web last night... So I don't understand what you're so upset about??"
by October 24, 2011
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Good Charlotte

a good band, that didnt sell out and the lead singer is very, very hot!!! dont believe the other definitions!!! they rock!
by Rebecca March 06, 2005
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charlotte bowyer

a very very sexy girl with gorjuss beautiful blue eyes and a pretty smile and wouldn't ask for anyone better. but she can be a thrush.
shide boob charlotte bowyer
by jack56555 December 26, 2010
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Good Charlotte

A pop-punk band that labels themself that. They are very ambitious and just like to play. They aren't in it for the money but their passion for music is incredible. The members are:
Joel Madden - Vocals
Benji Madden - Lead Guitar/ Vocals
Billy Martin - Guitar/Keyboard
Paul Thomas - Bass
They have bad luck with drummers.

Some people like there music, and some people hate their music. Most people that wrote definitions for the band hated them with all their heart. But they must have some fans if their going to release their fourth album soon. Their albums are:
Good Charlotte (2000) - Epic
The Young and The Hopeless (2002) - Epic
The Chronicles of Life and Death (2004) - Epic
They have also done songs on sountracks for: Not Another Teen Movie, American Pie (Pretty much all of them)

Like them or hate them, they've been successful
Joel Madden: Hi, we're Good Charlotte, a pop-punk band from D.C.
Angry Fan: I hate you! You think you're punk but your not, you're pop-punk!
Joel: Uh, I know I just said that

by Doug June 07, 2006
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Charlotte Love

When a "Charlotte" gets in the bed, with you, completely naked and starts sucking on your dick. The more she sucks, the hornier she gets. when you finally cum, "in her mouth", she explodes with erotic hornyism and starts sucking uncontrolably. When you get hard again, she fucks your brains out and sucks up any waste.
I had Charlotte love with my woman, several times, yesterday!!
by hrny fkr November 18, 2010
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Charlotte Carter

A blonde lass, she doesn't understand many things. Who is easily aroused at her boyfriends presence.
Who doesn't understand Jokes even when said by her boyfriend, Brett.
She is an insecure female, who is so unsure of herself and of her own value, and is always horny for Brett's dick.
She is always horny for him.
"Charlotte Carter will you fuck me tonight..." said a very horny and frustrated Brett Duncan
by Baltimore2k15 August 15, 2017
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charlotte carter

the coolest girl of all time she is amazing cool and super awesome she has a best friend called scarlett and everybody loves her!!!
wow theres charlotte carter she is so cool....
oh yeah charlotte and scarlett are the best!
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