The place to go to experience the end of a once budding counterculture. Burning Man is now (2010) a mere looking-glass reflection: a kind of mirror image of a once great Wonderland of creativity, inspiration, construction, destruction, and random acts of silliness among other wild things.
Sadly enough, Alice was long ago murdered and replaced by a not-so-sweet smelling character named, Crimson Rose. In fact, the entire character list of the original Wonderland was gagged, beaten then tossed into San Francisco Bay by a faceless, soulless corporate entity known as the LLC, or BMorg, or more accurately; The Borg.
In typical Borg fashion, the once thriving counterculture of Burning Man was assimilated into the Borg's vision of the ways things should be: A particularly foul tasting shit-sandwich filled of rules and restrictions over individual expression, among other distasteful side dishes covered in special Borg shit-sauce.
And the citizens of Black Rock City cried out: "We'll take second helpings of all your shit, oh Borg!". And the Borg was pleased.
Sadly enough, Alice was long ago murdered and replaced by a not-so-sweet smelling character named, Crimson Rose. In fact, the entire character list of the original Wonderland was gagged, beaten then tossed into San Francisco Bay by a faceless, soulless corporate entity known as the LLC, or BMorg, or more accurately; The Borg.
In typical Borg fashion, the once thriving counterculture of Burning Man was assimilated into the Borg's vision of the ways things should be: A particularly foul tasting shit-sandwich filled of rules and restrictions over individual expression, among other distasteful side dishes covered in special Borg shit-sauce.
And the citizens of Black Rock City cried out: "We'll take second helpings of all your shit, oh Borg!". And the Borg was pleased.
Daughter: Mommy, did anyone say 'stop' to the Borg while it was killing Burning Man?
Mother: Yes, Dear. Some people did, but they were silenced.
Daughter: I don't like this place, Mommy.
Mother: Shut up or Daddy won't get a DPW T-shirt this year, Dear.
Mother: Yes, Dear. Some people did, but they were silenced.
Daughter: I don't like this place, Mommy.
Mother: Shut up or Daddy won't get a DPW T-shirt this year, Dear.
by peters2000 January 12, 2010
Get the burning manmug. The effect where one put's one's hand in a recently ejaculated pool of sperm on a bed and reacts wildly due to the sudden sensory effect of the unexpected damp.
Person A: AAAAAH (waves hand wildly)
Person B: Dude, what the fuck?
Person A: I just got sperm burned from your jizz, asshole.
Person B: Dude, what the fuck?
Person A: I just got sperm burned from your jizz, asshole.
by Mack Daddy Mark Morrison February 24, 2010
Get the Sperm Burnmug. Steve - Oh, man I just got that new porn I ordered! I am soooo staying in tonight!
Dave - Dammit Steve, you've got to slow it down or you're going to give yourself tug burn!
Steve - I HAVE NO LIFE!!!!!
Dave - Dammit Steve, you've got to slow it down or you're going to give yourself tug burn!
Steve - I HAVE NO LIFE!!!!!
by AnUncleverName April 28, 2008
Get the tug burnmug. by lovelypeachesfanlol January 4, 2019
Get the burning and itchingmug. by Loryn July 1, 2005
Get the Thong Burnmug. by Zach B. May 6, 2003
Get the burn outmug. when you have a laptop sitting on your leg for a long time and the heat from the laptop burns you. more common in old laptops
by Sir_Schmoopy June 8, 2007
Get the laptop burnmug.