Pudding Bonker

When two or more guys gather to have an orgy only using themselves and pudding cups. Mainly found in people that can't get a date, are too nerdy, or live at home with seven cats.

Guy1: "Dude, I can't find a date for Prom. I'm afraid if I don't go with anyone, I won't get lucky either."

Guy2: "Same here, so lets go have a Pudding Bonker with some other guys!"

Guy1: "Ok!"

by Supa Trupa March 16, 2010

Sussy Bonkas

When absolutely anything happens in @Tvvat_waffle 's twitch chat.

*insert horny comment* YOU SUSSY BONKAS

by Urchinnn August 17, 2021

Ghost Bonkadonder

A game where one person (ghost) stands with a blanket over their head while other players attempt to knock them down by hitting them with pillows. The winner is the person to knocks the ghost down and they subsequently become the ghost.

We were playing ghost bonkadonder.

by BoomFracAlaka February 24, 2022

fortnite bonk

When you're a so lonely and can't get a win without being carried that you masturbate to your various fortnite skins... including peely.

You can't get a win without me picking you up Bob.. go have a fortnite bonk bro.

by Spillldawg April 22, 2022

bonk

when a bird has a sexual relationship with a little girl

1) pecki totally bonked little sylvia

by Pecki July 28, 2007

Bonkgo

Bonkgo is the longer term of bonk or the rejected term bonko. The word bonkgo belongs to the phrase Bingo Bongo more like Bingo Bonkgo. This phrase means the recipient or sentence is getting bonked or you could throw it in group chats as a random saying.
Some individuals will resort to correcting this statement by saying bonko instead of bonkgo which is very wrong.

Melanie: SO anywaysss
Citlali: Bingo bongo more like bingo bonkgo

Everyone: hahahahaha

Jacob: Bonko

by Bonkgo January 7, 2021

jock-bonk

A sex-position performed, perhaps exclusively by heterosexual couples, when the male clutches his partner by the respective butt-cheeks to command the rhythm of thrusting. Typically, the female's arms are wrapped around her partner's neck or head as if she were transporting a pumpkin.

Dave: "Fuck, my fucking arms KILL! Can you copy these notes for me?"
Jerry: "Carpal tunnel syndrome?"
Dave: "Naw ... I jock-bonked Stacy all night last night."
Jerry and Dave: "Hahahahahahahahahaha"

by horticulture_steve January 2, 2008