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When you meet a Brodey, you might think, oh he's a hik, or he's just a big puss. But Brodeys are caring, loving guys. They most likely have social anxiety. That's why they dont talk to much. But when they are comfortable in a situation they are loud and happy and funny. Brodeys are precious and must be protected.
I went out with a dude. But he seemed a bit intimidated.

You must be webt out with Brodey.
Brodey by Bigmomi476 January 2, 2019
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An Australian unit of measure, for describing the size of space in people size.
It's a bit small but I think we could fit 5 Brodies in there
Brodies by Yarndi December 5, 2020

Broderick and Tasia 

This kind of relationship happens once in a lifetime. There may be complications but when these two people realize they just need to focus on their mutual love nothing will compare. They're meant for eachother. True, mad love.
That couple is crazy but great, they're so a Broderick and Tasia kind of love.
Broderick and Tasia by CallMePsych November 20, 2011
The religion of Bro's. The Church of Sainted Bro's is the only church in the world that practices the teaching of the great and only Brosph Christ. It is legend that Brosph lives in the deep jungles of Cabo and rides his golden jet-skis through the rivers giving rides to bro's for century's.
Gabe: I just joined the Sainted Church of Brodism, would you like to join me in a trip to Cabo.

Shaun:MY BRO, CABO..........jetskis?

Gabe: And bitches, don't forget the Bitches.
Brodism by Mormonfox May 4, 2013

brodiguard 

A brodiguard is a good friend who doubles as a grenade shield. Brodiguards typically move in large packs, loiter around fitness facilities and consume protein shakes and steroids exclusively. Brodiguards will fend off unsightly women to protect their bros at any cost; even if it could be detrimental to their own health and well-being. True brodiguards know a wide variety of efficient "bro-guarding" techniques that allow bros to escape the promiximity of unattrative women in a quick, efficient manner. The brosdiguard slogan is "Bros 4 Eva- Fugly hoes for Neva- Bretherens"
Dude, you're the best brodiguard ever... don't know how I wouldda have gotten rid of that toothless whale without you.
brodiguard by Lewis2012 October 21, 2013

Brodinger's Cunt 

A cock experiment, sometimes described as a paradox, in which a semi erect penis is inserted in the direction of female genitalia, but for whatever reason it cannot be determined whether the penis has actually entered the vagina, or whether it is merely wedged between the purgatory that is the butt cheek - vagina junction. Until it is observed, the penetration is both occurring and not occurring at the same time, a state commonly referred to as cocktum superposition.
I was so drunk last night, I wasn't sure if it was in for five minutes! It was a real Brodinger's Cunt.

brodetteski

A special name for you girl best friend, that helps you when your sad, try’s to make you happy and nice and is very loyal.
Milena you are my brodetteski.
brodetteski by BPPG January 23, 2020