Brand Purgatory

The inability to create any meaningful effort at creating a brand - despite brand creation being a company's only hope at success - leaving the brand floating in the ether. Not making progress, not making mistakes. Just existing in a space that humans cannot see.

Bob hasn't done a thing for that company, idk how he hopes to make it. He's just floating around in brand purgatory, hoping for a miracle.

by Startup Street May 18, 2025

Smuckers Brand Luber

The act of putting smuckers brand goober paste into your sex partners vagina and using it as lubricant.

alexis: what if we made out with smuckers brand goober
ham: YO THATS WHAT I SAID
alexis: im horny as fuhhhh what if i lubed myself with smuckers brand goober
ham: on some urban dictionary shit call it smuckers brand luber

by hammydoopie November 8, 2022

What brand is your microwave?

A question guys ask girls over text when the conversation is drying out.

boy: "that's crazyy"
girl: "ikr"
boy" so uh what brand is your microwave?"

by alextheog March 12, 2025

Lollipop brand

A word used to call somebody a dum dum. Or an idiot.

Your a lollipop brand

by Trauma Llama Drama Kids May 13, 2020

Red Bicycle Brand

When you wipe to vigorously too often and develop a red welt up your back emanating from your ass crack.

"I was gonna take Brenda to brown town, but she had that red bicycle brand, and my boner died instantly."

by Whoremonger October 1, 2025

brand hoe

Someone that buys a product ( Typically smart devices like smart watch, phones, computers and etc) because of a popular brand name like Apple or Samsung.

Also called Label hoes and title hoes

Bob and Mike both hate each other and say they are like this or that whatever. But what they both don't know is that thar are same thing. Both are brand hoes and act like they are the best for getting the new iPhone 14.

by 459395 March 15, 2023

off brand foot ball

a gay male orgy

The boys and I going to play some off brand foot ball tonight!

by billy bomb February 22, 2024