as soon as i introduced myself to bob, his eyes fell to my chest and were glued there the whole time we were talking. what a boob looker.
by deliciousgrecque December 18, 2010

Tyler- BRUH, YOURE PROBABLY A FRICKING BOOB BABY
John- I’m just trying to listen to dubstep and eat a hot pocket. STOP THAT.
John- I’m just trying to listen to dubstep and eat a hot pocket. STOP THAT.
by Bobbyisnotoriginal May 16, 2020

An individual (usually male) who has an unhealthy tendency to notice and remember a woman's breasts as opposed to features such as her face, personality, or hair color.
by asodygasgh June 8, 2009

“big boobs? um.. chile anyways so
by dallys.hxe October 25, 2019

Used most often on websites like Chat Roulette ... is used as often or less often than mits for tits. Usually a horny individual will say this as a way to entice a woman into showing him her breasts, in exchange for seeing his voluptuous man titties.
Guy: Hi.
Girl: Hi.
Guy: Asl?
Girl: 18.f.fl
Guy: cool.
*4 minute pause*
Guy: moobs for boobs?
*Your partner has disconnected*
Girl: Hi.
Guy: Asl?
Girl: 18.f.fl
Guy: cool.
*4 minute pause*
Guy: moobs for boobs?
*Your partner has disconnected*
by YapmelkXela March 6, 2010

A shirt that has a zipper that goes across the breasts, which when opened, will expose them.
This is not something that is available in stores, but if you are fortunate enough to know someone that likes to design their own clothes, you may ask them to make one for your girl, wife, etc.
True Story: My sister received a shirt from her good friend that wants to be a fashion designer. The first thing that I noticed about the shirt, is that it had a zipper that went across the chest. I immediately termed it as a "Boob Zipper". I have joked with her about having her friend make one for my wife. Well, maybe I was not totally joking. I would like it very much. :)
This is not something that is available in stores, but if you are fortunate enough to know someone that likes to design their own clothes, you may ask them to make one for your girl, wife, etc.
True Story: My sister received a shirt from her good friend that wants to be a fashion designer. The first thing that I noticed about the shirt, is that it had a zipper that went across the chest. I immediately termed it as a "Boob Zipper". I have joked with her about having her friend make one for my wife. Well, maybe I was not totally joking. I would like it very much. :)
by Mandalorian72 January 3, 2010

Boob guy: Damn, those are some nice tits. I’m a total boob guy.
Ass guy: That’s not really my cup of tea, I’m more of an ass guy.
Ass guy: That’s not really my cup of tea, I’m more of an ass guy.
by voidedGround December 22, 2017
