Bloffin

The act of receiving pleasurable genital stimulation via oral sex, while enjoying a fresh, warm, buttered muffin.

Example 1. Dude: “Yo, last night Jessica made banana-nut muffins, and while I was eating one with melted butter, she sucked my cock.”
Other Dude: “Whoa, she gave you a bloffin?”

Example 2. Taylor: “Happy birthday, baby.”
Taylor: *spreads girlfriends legs, and hands her a muffin*
Stacy: *gasp* “I get a bloffin? Yay!”

by EastCoastGayDude February 19, 2019

bluefox2400

A Fury by the name of joe is the the one and only blue fox

Yo bluefox2400 where is your fury suit

by John lil December 23, 2019

blueford

blueford is can solo all

Blueford is too op for life

by Bluefordcansoloall October 24, 2022

Screw-bliff

When no boy likes a girl cause she looks like a man+ape fused together so she uses a scewdriver as a sex toy and then later using the same screwdriver as a spoon to mix her tears sweat and apple juice (while putting it on her snapchat story *essential*) then putting it in a container as a potion. She will then put it in a boys drink/food to make them fall in love with her. Work best with white/mix race boys.

'Im soo sad, no boy loves me cause i look like harambe'

'Why dont you try screw-bliff, it helped me!'

by Ebum Afraid June 30, 2018

Bluffin' with my muffin

The act of lying out of your ass.

"I won't tell you that I love you, kiss or hug you, 'cuz I'm bluffin' with my muffin..."

by kiwiwtina February 6, 2009

bouff

A dork, a loser, a geek, a smelly loser, a dumb loser, and a ugly loser.

"STOP! ur acting like a bouff!!!" shouted Sally.

"i smell a bouff" said Tito.

by Roxana2 May 1, 2004

Bruff

-n. 1) A grunt muffled by a closed fist acknowledging the presence of an inferior or inadequate being.

2) A harsh, abrasive moan of sarcasm in response to a detestable suggestion.

Person 1: Look at that kid playing pokemon on his gameboy!
Person 2: *bruff* What a fag!

Pickles: Come on guys lets get some work done.
Class: Yeh we'll be doin a fair bit of work pickles! *bruff*

by Houston Whipples September 4, 2007