calling in black

It's morning. You hate mornings. Scrolling the morning newsfeed, you read about another unarmed black man murdered by police and your blood begins to boil. You think about the blonde girl at the office (mis)using "woke" again and you start to get nauseated. This is when "Calling in Black" (with fever and nausea) can be the perfect solution.

Living While Black can take a toll. Sometimes you need a minute. Mmkay? That's when when "Calling in Black"

can be so clutch. 2) " Jamisa wants a three-day weekend, so she's calling in black on Monday morning"

by La'Shondra June 15, 2018

my black

someone that is mysterious, yet attractive to you that made you want to know more about their world. even more, being a part of its world.

Is he your black?
Yes, he is my black.
- I want to be someone's black like she/he used to be

by pitpapitpiu January 7, 2021

The Black Plague

Similar to the "Bieber Fever", the Black Plague is a very deadly disease, and highly contagious. Thanks to Rebecca Black, she has spread this new disease to million and possible billions of innocent people.

Logan: Ugh, Bro! I cant get that stupid Rebecca Black song "Friday" out of my head!!

Shane: Hmmm this sounds really similar to the "Bieber Fever".

Michael: No dude, its worse. I think Logan has caught..."THE BLACK PLAGUE!"

*crying & sobbing*

by Dragon Lust April 19, 2011

But Black Dynamite!

An exclamation made in protest when a friend or colleague states they intend to do something that would screw you over.

Taken from the Blaxploitation spoof movie, Black Dynamite.

I'm declaring war, on anyone who sells drugs in our community.
BUT BLACK DYNAMITE! I sell drugs to the community!

Hey Craig, I need to take the car to get to work tonight, I've got a late shift.
But Black Dynamite! I was gonna take Carlie out on a date!

by CommissarConn January 4, 2011

The Black Knight

A character from the comedic film, "Monty Python and The Holy Grail." In the movie, this comedy relief in what was already an obvious comedy spars with King Arthur of Britain and somehow ends up missing all his limbs, yet still alive (and proceeds to taunt King Arthur) This character is widely parodied and in fact, has merchandise that can be found in video stores worldwide commemorating his madness.

The Black Knight: Come back here, you yellow bastard! I'll bite your legs off!

by Fawful668 July 28, 2008

purple black

Someone whos' skin is so dark that it is no longer considered black. It turns to a sort of purplish color.

Ay you seen that new kid from Africa, Edumomo? Dog that Nigga so dark he purple black!

by Chris Henry April 22, 2006

go black on

to become angry and verbally or physically attack, often in a wild or crazy manner

Yo son if you don't back off I'm a go black on yo ass.

by GreaTeacheRopke March 5, 2008