pole bending

An event in which a horse weaves between poles at a gallop.

Pole bending is for cowgirls.

by sessy_fluffy July 24, 2006

Sheet Bandit

A act of revenge upon a female who refuses you morning sex, you therefore proceed to smack the salami and finish on the unsuspecting women's sheets/pillows.The original Sheet bandit was unleashed upon Duke University during the fall semester of 2009.

Tiger: Yea she told me she was "too classy" for a blow job.
Christian: Didnt you meet her in the bathroom, well taking a leak.
Tiger: I know, so needless to say i had to take matters into my own hands...... literally.
William: Oh good lord is the sheet bandit on the loose again?

by Biddles October 4, 2009

Chicken Bandit

Term used in place of "Nigger" to describe black people because they like chicken and they steal.

Cletus: Hey man you hear 'bout what happened last night?
Billy: Nah man what happened?
Cletus: Some Chicken Bandit stole all the water melons out o' my garden!
Billy: Damn Niggers...

by RumpleSteelFlex May 25, 2010

Butthole Bandit

A boy, who on new years thought it would be sexy to stick his fingers/fist in an unnamed girl's butthole.

There are plausible candidates, however the true bandits identity is unknown

Liam! What are you doing with your hand up Ana's butthole! You're being the ILL butthole bandit right now!

by jsilll February 24, 2011

Crash Bandicoot

An unstoppable orange marsupial that starred in a few games back for the PS1. Recently the victim of OneyPlays and his 3d animation of Crash back when he was 13. This created a meme known as W O A H.

"What were those aggravating yet pleasing games on the ps1 with the orange dude?"
"Crash Bandicoot N I B B A W O A H

by Anime FuccBoi August 3, 2017

Slay mad biddies

The term "Slay mad biddies" is a phrase with sexual connotation. It implies that the person who "slays mad biddies" is a very sexually active person. They have many sexual relations with many girls. Synonyms of this word include "gangster," "gangsta," "player," "playa," "mad biddy-slayer," and "nudnik."

Did you see that abstinence speaker in room 349? I bet he slays mad biddies.

Wow, you're so attractive, you seem like a mad biddy-slayer.

Attractive men can only slay one mad biddy at a time. Chuck Norris slays all mad biddies, all the time.

If I were more attractive, maybe I could slay mad biddies.

by Alreadybeingusedbysomeoneelse March 30, 2009

Bending Over

The act of messing up, screwing up, letting someone take advantage of you, etc.

Example 1

Guy 1 to Guy 2: Way to let that guy take your seat. You really bent over

Example 2

Guy 1 to Guy 2: You just gave up another touchdown.
Guy 3: You're really bending over

by bender23 January 23, 2011