Beauty Guru

Someone trying to be someone that they are not or beauty teacher.

I'm a famous beauty guru.

by takla master January 20, 2015

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Beauty

Can be used as an adjective, a noun, a verb when you wish to appear to have an IQ below 90. Used at nauseam by the Great Reznet Lauchim

"That song's Beauty"
as an acknowledgment "Beauty Beauty!"
"Let's Beauty that up!"
"That sounds Beauty to me!"
"Now that was a Beauty!"
"Do you know where Beauty went?"
as a threat- "Buddy I'll Beauty you up real bad!"
"Hell, ya we Beautied all night long!"

by King Snail Trail June 6, 2004

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beauty booger

Small adornment worn on the side of the nose, attractive to some, not so attractive to others.

In today's corporate world, fashionistas prefer a small jeweled or precious metal beauty booger instead of a nose ring.

"Dad, can I have a diamond BB for my birthday? All my friends have them, please please please please?"

by sijambo June 19, 2009

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Beauty Second

The moment in time someone needs to primp right before entering a house because they are meeting someone special, or doing something where you must look your best, such as going to a party, club, formal event, etcetera. Most of the time, taking a beauty second occurs right before getting out of a car as there is a mirror readily available. Sometimes it occurs at the entrance of where ever you are; however, the beauty second is not as effective because there is no mirror available. One could use the reflection of windows or glass doors, but someone may see you and give you the stink eye.

Girl 1: Hey girl, we're going to be late, hurry up!

Girl 2: Hold on! Gimme a beauty second!

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Naomi Campbell: (to limo driver) Give me one beauty second before opening the door to the paparazzi.

*10 minutes later*

Naomi Campbell: I'm ready for my closeup.

by beanequalsecstasy June 11, 2012

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