Military Kid

That one super musty kid that’s always in your class. They’re usually behind on the latest trend, going off about funny memes from years ago, or making gun noises with their mouths. Every chance they get they will tell you about their favorite plane, or tank. They can’t go a conversation without bringing up WW2. You can spot them wearing camouflage, or that one Minecraft creeper jacket.

Guy: oh hi (insert military kids name)
Military kid:The Sherman tank was the most commonly used American tank in World War II. More than 50,000 Shermans were produced between 1942 and 1945. The model proved itself somewhat effective against German Mk II and Mk IV Panzers, but it was thoroughly outclassed by the Tiger, Panther, and King Tiger tanks.

by KailuaKid January 25, 2022

Xanax Kid

A kid who snorts xanax in class. Usually a fucking savage.

Seriously xanax kids are savage as fuck.

"I just roasted someone so hard they had to kys, and i snorted xanax"
"damn blood u's a xanax kid

by Kappachinnnnoo August 25, 2016

Sewer Kid

A child who arose from the sewers. While forgetting to put on deodorant, this child may have exposed his BO to the entire football team. The hair of a Sewer Kid fits the look and smell of the individual; A curly rats nest.

That is one smelly Sewer Kid... Oh wait that's Adam

by rainbow monkey butt May 26, 2010

ukulele kids

A group of middle school or high school students mixed between vsco girls and emos They typically bring an instrument to school and try showing off in front of people when they can only play the same few notes or songs.

Do those kids ever play anything other than Twenty One Pilots?

They’re ukulele kids they can’t help it.

by mingamoto September 23, 2019

space kid

Adorable very sweet and kind a little slow but still lovely

Adorable space kid

by Camp camp September 14, 2017

Xbox kid

A 12 year old spoils beat who always cries and screams on Xbox live especially on battle royals games

It’s that damn Xbox kid again. I think I can hear his mom telling him to shut the fuck up

by Beatlesfan18 May 30, 2019

Howard's kids

The term used to describe undesirable persons born in Australia after 2002 to dead shit bogan parents who bred just to get the $3k-$5k baby bonus introduced by the Howard Government.

The crime rate in Australia is beginning to spike as Howard's kids come of criminal age and you 'aint seen nothing yet!

by KindExtremist July 31, 2019