The perfect dumping place for the useless coins we have in our pockets the moment we reach home. It helps your psychological health that you are having a great saving habit, but indeed when its full, you can only buy a magazine or two out of it. Reality of life.
by vvvvvvvv May 3, 2013
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by Mattyglide March 15, 2017
Get the spank bank overdraft mug.A fun place to go to when you're broke and/or need to get off. They let you borrow their free porn so that you can rub one out into a cup, AND you get paid! Make sure you don't get a magazine that has "water damage"
You get $50 per visit, but the thing is you have to go at least once a week and go through a pretty thorough screening process. And after 20 or so successful ejaculates, you get $60 per visit.
Getting paid to jerk off. What a deal! Sign me up.
Getting paid to jerk off. What a deal! Sign me up.
by masterbaiter December 13, 2004
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Used to express generally positive feelings or outcomes (1). Can also be used to praise, and commend (2).
Precise background and history not known, though it is frequently paired with other ghetto terms such as platinum (3). From this, it can be inferred that this term
Used to express generally positive feelings or outcomes (1). Can also be used to praise, and commend (2).
Precise background and history not known, though it is frequently paired with other ghetto terms such as platinum (3). From this, it can be inferred that this term
1. "I won the lottery! Money in the bank!"
2. "You railed her ass and she didn't complain? Money in the bank!"
2. "You railed her ass and she didn't complain? Money in the bank!"
by Catsby June 5, 2004
Get the money in the bank mug.Noun to describe a series of vacation days in the old country. The banks are on holiday... so why should the rest of the lazy slobs go to work? Is it any wonder that the empire was lost (or perhaps it was just forgotten during one of those holiday fortnites).
1. The offices will be closed for the Bank holiday (and we will probably go out of business but who cares).
2. On the bank holidays, we go to Blackpool for a grand old time on the sands.
3. "It is hard to tell if the poor efficiency is due to incompetence or the volume of bank holidays".
2. On the bank holidays, we go to Blackpool for a grand old time on the sands.
3. "It is hard to tell if the poor efficiency is due to incompetence or the volume of bank holidays".
by JK May 28, 2005
Get the bank holiday mug.A Sexual Bank Account is when you or a partner gives sexual pleasure with out reciprocal events. Which then are either a deposit or withdrawal in that couples joint Sexual Bank Account. Obviously like a real account you can not over draw on it.
I had to give Matthew the sad report that having reviewed the state of our Sexual Bank account and finding it was in serious condition that he might have to make a deposit to even consider another blow job..didn't go well but whats a girl to do..??
by DaynaS March 14, 2008
Get the Sexual Bank Account mug.Co-worker: So in this form here you write Douche Bank.
Superior co-worker: You mean "Deutsche" bank?
Co-worker: Oh yeah .. whatever
Superior co-worker: What a douche bank
Superior co-worker: You mean "Deutsche" bank?
Co-worker: Oh yeah .. whatever
Superior co-worker: What a douche bank
by AvidCyn October 12, 2008
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