soggy bats

When someone's has soft punches

"You have soggy bats"

by Leah Charles worth July 29, 2017

bible bats

When you try and say bubble baths but autocorrect says no

“I like bible bats” “FUCK AUTOCORRECT”

by GangsterGangyBikeBoi October 25, 2017

compressed batty

the bum of a male that has an oval shape and looks squeezed together.

girl 1: rah look at his flat batty
girl 2: well,it's more of a compressed batty

by greenblazer April 4, 2019

Fi_batty

She's a very small tiktoker, who you most likely haven't seen on your fyp but, if you do see her on your fyp be warned she is quite dumb.

"WHO THE HELL IS THIS, FI_BATTY!???!?"
"Who ever this person is, there very dumb

by Hi._.hi May 26, 2021

'appy bathy

Yorkshire slang for when you're 'avin a wank in the bath.

"Dougie, is ya brotha comin down fah dinnah?" "Nah I think he's busy 'avin an 'appy bathy."

by tubthyme July 12, 2021

Cuckoo Bats

A funny kind of crazy but on the verge of lunacy. You definitely want to be a part of something that’s cuckoo bats but have an exit strategy. You never want to be responsible for activities that result from acting cuckoo bats, hence the afore mentioned exit strategy.

That sounds cuckoo bats, let’s do it!

Nope, that’s cuckoo bats, I’m staying right here.

by Meridianprice August 22, 2021

masty basty

jerking off in a public setting

Teacher: John, what are you doing?
John: sorry, i was tryna pull a masty basty

by Cherrywastaken August 29, 2022