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bastard father

A bastard father is a father that’s is letting the family go to shit
Did you hear what John did with the last welfare check”, “what a bastard father”
by Weckfe November 8, 2019
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Shroomy Bastard

someone who uses odd words and phrases usually P.C. terms to disguise what they are doing
Jack: i'll just help you bend over here so i can ascertain the location of this ring so i can just slip it on
Guy: you're raping me! you Shroomy Bastard!
by h.legge October 5, 2011
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Trifling Bastard

Same as Trifling Bitch except is male gender.
You mean to tell me, he stole all the belongings in your parents house and the cash and now wants to have a share of the inheritance. What a Trifling Bastard!
by testementary January 17, 2016
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Beanie Bastard

These little fuckers are kind of like hipsters but they’re not. One could say that they are a little confused all they know is that they like the way beanies look so for some dumbass reason so they keep wearing them. Now they are not really hipsters because they are not organic and they don't really fuck with macha. THEY CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS GOD LOVING HIGH SCHOOL BOYS that look like they grow yeast for their kombucha in their room. So just imagine a regular, masturbating, nasty boy that fucks really hard with beanies.
MY VAGINA IS ALWAYS DRY AS LISAS PIE WHENEVER I SEE A BEANIE BASTARD.
by WeatherForcast March 27, 2022
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Nacker Bastard

A term used by irish people to express that they are not happy with that person. Highly used in Dublin and is a great words to use when things just are not going your way..
*Boy spills hot coffee on girl*
"girl: ye nacker bastard"
OR
*Gets sick everywhere*.. ohh ye nacker bastard
by exohexoh!! October 5, 2011
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Arrogant bastard

Someone who loves their own COC to pieces (even if it is big ). This person feels the need to flex their arse off about how they can spell the word “A” correct . THIS IS SECRETLY A CRY FOR HELP - I NEED THIS DUCKING SPELLING TEST
Norr looked at her arrogant fat bastardness in the mirror and was instantly turned to on like a noorwegian microwave ( I would too tbh - lucky bastard) She is what’s known as a arrogant bastard
by Hmonny June 22, 2021
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Turbo Bastard

Someone who was prematurely birthed and was born under non-married parents. Or a massive cunt.
Gerald: Steve is a Turbo Bastard.
by Jeffrey Jangles March 6, 2017
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