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double-barrel shotgun

A. a break open shotgun with 2 barrels

B. the best way to say "get the fuck off my lawn"

C. everything else on this page
John: I THOUGH I TOLD YOU JW TO STAY OFF MY LAWN *gets out the double-barrel shotgun* *JW's run away as fast as they can go*
by captain caffine January 10, 2011
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Cracker Barrel

Noun: A white woman with a very large ass.
Verb: To have anal sex with a white woman with a very large ass.
Did you see the Cracker Barrel on that white chick. So last night I was cracker barrelin this white girl. She ain't gonna shit right for a week.
by jt34 October 31, 2008
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Barrel-O-Cum

A fifty gallon barrel of steamy man smegma that is bought and traded on the open market. The demand of these barrel's directly reflects the amount of salty cum you may find in a rotten cunt's dirty mouth.
Hey Bob, did you see how much cum Wanda drank last night? It must have been at least a Barrel-O-Cum!
by jtcjr13 July 31, 2009
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A barrel full of monkeys

This term is used as sarcastic description of something not being very much fun. A barrel of monkeys are actually little plastic monkeys, and their arms can loop together to make a chain. In other words, not very fun.
"Dude, how was your grandma's house?"
"It was a barrel full of monkeys"
by dudefromSD December 27, 2007
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Double Barrel Shotgun

From the people who brought you the shotgun... The double-barrel shotgun will revolutionize the way you get trashed...A double shot of vodka immediately followed by a shotgunned beer...alcohol consumption has never been so efficient
Wanna shotgun a beer?
Fuck that, let's do a double barrel shotgun
by Hamilton Porter December 18, 2010
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3 Barrel Brunson

This rare event occurs when poker pro Doyle Brunson performs a 3 Barrel bluff. This is when bets are placed on the flop, turn and river. The opponent gives up on the river and folds.
"Wow, that Doyle brunson just performed a 3 barrel brunson"
by Praz Bansi November 7, 2011
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Double Barreled Action

1. When a guy has sex with a woman while using a dildo on another woman.

2. When a guy born with two dicks has sex with two women at the same time.

3. When a woman has a threesome with two guys.
1. "Dude last night I fucked Tonya while I was using a dildo on Maxine! A little double barreled action."

2. "Last night I found some real freaky women who were lookin' for some special double barreled action. Nailed both of 'em at the same time!"

3. "Last night I got Ray and Jessie to come over and got a little double barreled action"
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 21, 2010
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