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Barney Puddle

When a very old women squirts.
Oooft, Margery left a soaking Barney Puddle at the bingo hall.
by ShadyGarGar June 12, 2018
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Barney

Barney(aka Jose Jaimes) he is a kid with short temper but is sweet to those who need it, he is the person who will lift your self esteem when you need it, he is the person who you can gurantee to make you laugh everyday, basically, he is the definition of friendship.
Barney: a loving person whit a lot of love and friendship
by Barney love October 8, 2018
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Barney

A purple demonic creature that eats children at night, and pretends to love them during the day.
Barney: Let's hug kids! Kids: YAY! Barney, 12:00: TO DEATH
by LedgendŻ March 13, 2019
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Barney has the sweetest heart but nobody knows. He is in fact so sweet he won't ever fit in because its a cruel world. He just mimicries his surrounding. Thats why sometimes you might think he is a liar. Which creates the perfect juctaposition: Barney is a sweet liar (one of his labels).
Barney knows that i am attracted to him and i'm sure he knows my intentions are good. With time he will make up his mind about romantic stuff like that.
Barney, you rock my world. I never told you that a couple of weeks ago I tripped on the basketball court in front of everyone and fell on my ass while trying to catch Moira.
Feel hugged and chin-sucked.
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by Krkič April 29, 2019
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thanosaurus
barney's friends are gamora, that yellow pee thing, and that donald trump thing
by xercmercus July 7, 2019
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barneys weiner

when you paint your penis purple and force small children to sing with you while its hanging out
while taking care of my neighbors kids, we had a barneys weiner to keep from getting bored
by barney bros March 6, 2020
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Barney the purple dinosaur

Once you're seen hanging out with Barney the purple dinosaur, you might as well start going to school at home.
That was so courageous of the girl to lay low until graduation after the other kids at school talked shit about her best friend Barney the purple dinosaur. What kind of friend was she to Barney when he needed her to have his back, was he on his own after that?
by Solid Mantis October 8, 2020
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