the balloon method

the method where when you have sex, you put a blown up balloon between you and your sex mate and hump hard till it pops. a sexy way to create porn.

john and kate humped so hard while using the balloon method that the following morning, pieces of the balloon were everywhere

by secretkeeper1999 February 22, 2011

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Dick Balloon

When you are giving head but you're blowing really hard like you're inflating a balloon and nothing is happening because that's clearly not the proper technique.

"Dude she was dick ballooning me and I instantly went flaccid because who wants that?"

by RichardBalloon May 9, 2015

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Brown Balloon

When a man takes a shit massive enough to glide against the edge of his nut sac, giving his testicles a brown hue.

"Sheesh tom, you're testicles are really discolored, what's wrong with them?"

"No worries, I just brown ballooned myself."

by TheDirtyHoledMole September 9, 2016

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dirty baboon

When a girl has been recently penetrated, and brutally spanked on her ass. Her ass is red like a baboon for days on end.

That gurl has a dirty baboon

by rayjat July 31, 2017

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Columbia Balloon

When having sex with a condom and the condom slips off inside of the person receiving the giver retrieves the end of the condom and instead of removing blows it up into a balloon.

Lisa: the condom is inside of Me!!!
Jim: Hold still it's time for the Columbia balloon!!!

by BalloonArtist6969 April 21, 2018

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