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Dick Bat

The act of using a mans penis that’s bigger then 6 inches to hit things with preferably baseball
GUYS I FORGOT MY BAT DAWG - just use a dick bat bro
by Slothhy March 27, 2019
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see bat

someone who doesn’t display queenly attributes and is as insecure as he*l and decides to be rude to mask their pain
I feel so insecure because someone called me a see bat!
by wait May 11, 2022
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Death Bat

A skull with a set of bat wings.
The logo used by the heavy metal band Overkill since 1988's album Under the Influence up til today. The mascot was later stolen by the Avenged Sevenfold band which came many years afterward. It was originally Overkills logo on almost every single album for over 20 years.
The logo on Overkill's album art is a Death Bat
by Aceshigh22 April 22, 2009
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Batting average

n. The number of times a male has ejaculated by the actions of another person over the number of times he has masterbated.

Sexual actions/Masterbation= Batting Average

The higher the number the better; the lower the more the person needs to get out of his parents computer and actually meet some females.
1: Dude, I got a blowjob from Ashley last night!
2: Nice, your batting average is getting better every day you see that chick.
1: I know man, Im having a great season. Im really getting a hit almost every time Im up to bat.
2: Im jealous. My batting average is getting worse and worse since I signed up for that new porn site.
by Designated Hitter April 16, 2009
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pat the bat

the best player in baseball... a modern day babe ruth
by Hank Cassa May 13, 2006
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nigger bat

Another name for a Moth which infests the Denver, CO region every summer. Also known as the Miller Moth. They are incredibly annoying and obsessed with bright lights.
Yall best keep screens in your windows at night! Them nigger bats will be all up in this bitch if you don't! Sheeeeiiiittt
by Catfish Jones June 14, 2014
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half bat

My goodness, have you seen Jonny's new car, it's half bat
Yes it is very nice
by Lovejoy's Lovechild September 9, 2006
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