burrito armpit

An extension of the expression dirty mexican. An individual with burrito armpit does not shower often and has severe body odor.

I need to take a shower - I've got a bad case of burrito armpit.

by Big -J- March 29, 2009

Burrito

Someone that has a bunch of feelings wrapped all at once.

People are Burritos when something doesn't go their way.

by Adoku November 7, 2012

burrito boner

that thing when you gotta eat a burrito to feel sexually satisfied

Hey, you wanna go get Chipotle?
Yeah hold on, let me look up some burrto pics to get my burrito boner on.

by Bustinmyballsforburritos April 14, 2014

Burrito

Burritoing occurs when two people are laying in bed and one spontaneously jumps on the other, tossing and spinning aggressively. Sheets and blankets can be involved to complete the burrito effect, wrapping the other person in a bed burrito.

The burrito can happen at any time and is most effective when unexpected. Burritoing is a sign of deep affection, love and extreme sexual attraction.

Fear my Burrito, Vat!!! We were watching Cobra Kai, so it was the perfect time to get you with my burrito.

by MisterPicklesss July 23, 2019

hair burrito

whenever you wake up and are being inadvertently tickled by someone's head hair so you wrap it up with the cover.

When I awoke to Josanna's hair salad I wrapped her up and transformed her into a hair burrito which was less annoying.

by provider44 January 18, 2010

Brown Burrito

The act of one shitting into a burrito and sharing it with your friends :)

Ryan : Anyone wanting a brown burrito?
Friends: Yeah sure..... This Tastes amazing!
Ryan: I made it myself :)

by Capt Duckleworth August 23, 2011

canadian burrito

The word a Canadian pervert would use to describe his schlong when trying to seduce an underage Mexican housekeeper.

Mike (Canadian): "Hi Juanita, have you ever had a Canadian Burrito?"

by Tacotuesdayistoday April 15, 2014