BMW TOOL

MALE DRIVER OF BMW 430. WEARS DRIVING GLOVES AND HAS A MANS.

HE LIKES TO PICK UP IS MANS IN THE VERT, WEARS DRIVING GLOVES TO KEEP THEM HANDS SOFT FOR HIS MANS. SOME MAY CALL HIM A BMW TOOL

by PSEUDONYM6969696969696969 March 7, 2022

bmw

bmw is a car brand or an acronym for “be my wife”

1. I got a new car! It’s a BMW!
2. Hey girl, bmw?

by chimachuna12 November 25, 2022

BMW

Big Mexican Woman

I like my women how i like my cars BMW

by SoloMofo July 9, 2015

BMW

Black man's wiener

How long do you think Barack Obama's BMW is?

by orgasmicachiever December 4, 2011

BMW

BMW is a German multinational company which produces automobiles and motorcycles. BMW also mean Brilliant Medical Water, used when you feel better after drinking a simple glass of water

You got a BMW car? It feels good right?

Man, this is a BMW, my headache are gone now!

by LX86 July 6, 2019

BMW

It's a good car brand but it's unreliable as fuck. If you buy this expect your wallet to be empty.

John: Hey Gerald, I have a BMW 3 Series.
Gerald: Is it nice?
John: Yes but my wallet? Not so nice.

by coolman4054 November 23, 2020

BMW syndrome

Drivers of luxury cars found to give pedestrians the right of way 3x less than those driving less expensive vehicles; 4x more likely to cut off other drivers.

He's got a BMW syndrome! Pay attention!

by GretaLocatelli August 2, 2022