Blaked

When you are so high so that you feel blazed and baked at the same time.

Pierre: "What did you do last night?"
Alex: "Dude, I got super blaked and then fucked Helena"
Pierre: "No way, me too!"

by The Norwaig March 10, 2016

Bladed Reach Around

The act of cutting ones genitals off with a knife.

The phrase first appeared in Song Reader: the musical

"If you don't pay me by the end of the week, I'll give you one of my bladed reach around specials."

by Yuri Andropov July 21, 2016

blared up

To be unbelievably fucked up. Most likely from alcohol.

Rick:I just drank a bottle of captain and smoked 2 blunts.
Kyle: Damn g you must be blared up.

by Pick65frg December 5, 2016

Blaked

When a popular magazine declares you "sexiest man alive" even though you're ugly AF.

Look at Leroy walking in here like he's The Shit. He's so Blaked.

by Tbheadmaster November 17, 2017

bladed hand

the shape of ur hand when you are knifing someone

his bladed hand went and knifed me so hard last night.

by bbgjumpingbeans December 31, 2017

Blaze it off

The act of using marijuana to relieve yourself of a certain pain or ache.

Milton: Uuuuuggg, I’m so hungover!
Jaren: Oh shut up, just blaze it off.

by Tip-top Huckster February 10, 2018

Blaked

To be told your doing a great job at work for months only to be fired out of the blue for no reason.

He was doing a great job at work and then our troll manager just blaked him for no reason

by Satchofthemoe May 27, 2018