fender bender week

A fender bender typically refers to a minor car crash on a bend. A bender is a streak of alcohol or drug use. Fender bender week is a minor crash of daily alcohol consumption with the alcohol starting with the day of the week typically in the last week before a holiday.

friend 1: why are you drinking, its a work night?
friend 2: its tequila Tuesday!!

friend 1: tequila what?
friend 2: fender bender week!! the holidays start next week.

by alcoholic 987 June 20, 2023

Bender smacks

A category of slapping or smacking. Involves slapping or smacking someone so hard, that their voice changes

His voice is like that, cause he got hit with bender smacks

by matchbox202006 June 27, 2011

bender

a hockey player who is absolutely terrible at hockey, and their ankles bend when they skate requiring them to rape their ankles.

eh johnny you see this kid he can’t even skate

(johnny) yeah buddy kids a bender

by pods29 November 29, 2019

Bender

When people want to call others gay but want a ‘cool’ way of saying it.

Ben, your a bender

by Illosionman112 June 26, 2019

Turtle bender

The guy who has a fetish for turtles and regually has sexual inter course with them

That guy is such a turtle bender!!

by Ebneezerthegee July 22, 2017

Bender

Usually a hockey player who sucks ass and have there ankles usually bent

Man Travis Pritt is such a bender hahahaha

by Panchipanch01 June 12, 2019

Bender

UK slang for a homosexual male, can be used as a replacement for faggot.

Joseph: "You know, Josh is a faggot"
Andrew: "Yeah, he's a right bender"

by AlexLead February 24, 2023