Banana Rule

The rule that states No employee should look at another employee while either employee is eating a banana. Direct eye contact shall be avoided until said banana is completely consumed and the peel is deposited into the trash receptacle.

Dont look at me. You are violating the Banana rule.

by dub jay February 12, 2009

banana fire

One of the best videos on the internet. Demonstrates why you should always think before you act. A retard wears a banana suit and covers himself in rubbing alcohol before setting himself alight. The result is a badly (facially) scarred boy named Scott.

Google it for a good laugh.

Scott: hurrr durrr banana fire *alight*
Very Scared Girl: Oh my god! Take it off! Takeitoff!!!!!

by Burger King Diamond September 22, 2011

Bruising the Banana

Similar to jacking off, but standing in a dark corner and sobbing while doing the act.

He really enjoys bruising the banana.

by mal1234 October 30, 2019

banana slit

When a vagina is dressed with whipped cream, chocolate syrup, nuts, bananas, and a cherry and then cunnilingus is performed on it.

I almost choked on the cherry when I gave my girlfriend a banana slit last night.

by MBurns91 February 19, 2012

banana tease

A person who eats a banana, or any phallic food, in away that suggests oral sex.

"Dude, look at suzie lickin' that astro pop."
"Yahh. What a banana tease."

by chika kow keechow October 18, 2008

John's Banana

John's Banna a term given by NCT's Ten it was on a voice called "A cup of coffee" Its a joke and nctzens love it.

Johnny & Mark:*Talking about banana's*
Ten's dirty mind:JoHn's bAnAnA?
Jaehyun:*Unbothered*

by Chittaphon April 28, 2021

poison bananas

a g unit diss rap by the game, cicero, technique and m.o.b
poision bananas are bullets.

i gotta a clip full of poison bananas and a cold hard killer from compton, here monkey monkey!!

by A-Goose May 3, 2006