Apology Cupcake

A small token given to show sincere contrition, and soothe hurt feelings of an injured party.

After everything he'd been through, they gave him an apology cupcake.

by LizardSpider April 23, 2025

Apology

Ha! I wouldn't ever give you one.

Hym "You're not getting it are you? There is nothing for me to be sorry for. An apology for what? Seriously! You fucking idiots are absolute dogshit and your fuck-ass kids don't absolve you of that. And if you weren't so solipsistic and delusional, some of these other kids would still be alive. That's the real impetus behind this absurdist filibuster. You're throwing around a lot of 'joke' and 'prank' and 'trolling' rhetoric and I bet that's the excuse you use when the moderators aren't around to shield you. 'I thought it was a poggers troll incel gyatt bbl rizzler guys! It's not MY fault! It's HYM!' But everyone knows it's a lie."

by Hym Iam May 18, 2025

apologenetic

someone who knows they are genetically disadvantaged (especially intellectually) and keeps apologising for their lack of mental acuity

Do you think because you are apologenetic you deserve special treatment?

by Legenderriere June 8, 2025

apolojizz

saying apologies but in a freaky and or joking way

my apolojizz

by _huney_ June 15, 2025

APOO

THE GREATEST AKAINU AGENDA PUSHER EVER (HES TOP 1 ALL TIME) HES ALSO NEXT UP IN LARP PIECE, UR NOT READY (GREENBULL UPSCALE)

Your girlfriend: Yo Jack how do u feel about Chris
You: Man he’s an apoo i have to mess with him.

by APOOR3VENENT September 21, 2025

Apology accepted

Apology accepted Japan. I'll pay the extra 10 yen for Ice cream.

Hym "Apology accepted Japan. I will buy the Ice cream."

by Hym Iam October 12, 2025

Apoof

(v.) Shit out of the passenger cabins at the top of a Ferris wheel with the intent to land on someone else.
Past tense: "Aloofed"

"Bill had apoofed everywhere."

by Duck of the Luck October 21, 2025