Snow Ape

Long ago a great dragon gave birth to the Han master race. As members of the Han rose to power and one of these was a princess of unparalleled beauty and destined to produce superior offspring beyond anything imaginable but on a outing observing the beauty of the ocean her ship was thrown into a mighty a storm. She only survived but she never forgot her people were born of the great ancient dragon and refused to be humiliated again. She ventured into the mountains of the island and found beautiful hot springs. As she happily ran to the spring to bathe a pack of growling beasts attacked her, As nightfall came she was forced to breed with these savages and her screams faded into the night. A creature was born and the once proud daughter of the dragon looked into the eyes of the creature she birthed and uttered two words " Snow Ape ", thus the japanese people were born. Although the Snow Ape people are half savage ape they do possess a small amount of dragon ancestry which civilized them to a small degree. The japanese should never forget their heritage and place below the mighty Han master race but they should feel proud to not be complete savages and remember with their limited intelligence they can still serve a greater purpose to their masters the Han Chinese. Everytime a Snow Ape looks into the distance out into the ocean he or she remembers their place and to be thankful a daughter of the dragon came to their island long ago.

Man 1: Hey man look how hot that woman is. Man 2: Bruh that's a snow ape, they are half princess but also half scum so be careful bro.

by Superior Han teacher February 18, 2021

Hairless Ape

A member of the species Homo Sapiens, esp. when being discussed in a way that only makes sense in an anthropological context. Popularized by Howard the Duck.

You means buying flowers actually made it worse? Damn, Hairless Ape relationships are such a pain.

by Al Benedict October 2, 2008

Ape Escape

When you or another black individual takes off with someone else property or money in an unorganized way.

You know when her man got home I knew I had to make an "Ape Escape"

I ain't gotta pay no damn child support, you know a nigga can "Ape Escape" his way outta anything.

That nigga snatched my bike, that mothafucka pulled an Ape Escape.

by Ramona's Last Brain Cell October 1, 2019

tape ape

Human operator who typed electrical messages on paper punch tape.

A tape ape is a communications center operator.

by Terry W. Colvin December 19, 2003

Ape face

to heavily masterbate over a loved ones face.
then to shave your george bush off (pubes)
and throw them over the face which is covered in yur love juice which holds them stedily in place.

Charlotte: Omg jamie.! what are you doing?

Jamie: Giving your mum an ape face :D

Charlotte: she looks like a fucking monkey

Jamie: Thats the point

by dyson boshky January 15, 2009

hot ape

Hot ape or H.O.T A.P.E is an acronym created by self proclaimed flirtologist Jean Smith as a way to determine if someone is flirting with you or not. This genius term was blessed to us through a TED talk.

H = Humor
O = Open Body Language
T = Touch

A = Attention
P = Proximity

E = Eyecontact

"To hot ape people takes time"

- quote from the TED talk

by yeetingmemes402 September 9, 2020

Rape Ape

The one who's going around raping all these statues.

What kind of sick bastard would rape a cast bronze statue?
A mans junk could have never made this kind of damage.
Well what then?
A gorilla sir, a gorilla's junk would big enough.
A raping gorilla? Good lord it must have been rape ape!!!

by Xander Freakin Crews February 20, 2009