When you have to prepare steak for people who are hypercritical on how it is cooked, to the degree where it stresses you out.
by Funky Gnome January 8, 2024
Get the Steak Anxietymug. Fear of washing your hair is schizoaffective disorder, and schizoaffective anxiety makes you afraid to wash your hair. With having long, thick hair, it stresses you out to wait for it to dry. You hate using a blow dryer. It’s not about showering or having a bath because you still wash your body.
When’s the last time you washed your hair. About 2 weeks ago because I have schizoaffective anxiety. I just keep my hair tied back so nobody can tell when it’s greasy.
by Louise stewart October 15, 2023
Get the schizoaffective anxietymug. The period of time when you couldn’t flush your poop down the first time, and when you couldn’t wait for the tank to fill back up again before a second attempt. Couldn’t flush - get anxious - attempt to flush - Repeat
A: WTF were you doing in the bathroom for an hour?
B: had a toilet flush anxiety. Still wouldn’t go down
B: had a toilet flush anxiety. Still wouldn’t go down
by Fabulous Captain April 11, 2019
Get the Toilet Flush Anxietymug. Hym "And that anxiety bullshit sounds like it's downstream a Dr. JeepJorp's nonsense."
A retard "Uh, um, well, aren't WE ALL like a Truman Show? Right? Guys?"
Hym "No. No. We aren't. They're just going to keep stabbing your fucking kids guys. YOU NEED TO PAY THE PIPER. STAB-PROOF BABY-WALKERS- No! Wait, what are those fucking called? The things you push them around in? Fuck. I can't think of the word. God, wow, but no. This isn't a 'We're all kind of a Truman show' thing. It's a 'This was a stupid fucking thing to do and if people are dying because of it it's because we aren't as smart as we thought we were.' Thing. You are the meat-shields people like Jordan Peterson have been using to keep themselves alive since the dawn of civilization. Jordan and Robert alike. And you're only defending them because 'Insert sunk cost fallacy.' "
A retard "Uh, um, well, aren't WE ALL like a Truman Show? Right? Guys?"
Hym "No. No. We aren't. They're just going to keep stabbing your fucking kids guys. YOU NEED TO PAY THE PIPER. STAB-PROOF BABY-WALKERS- No! Wait, what are those fucking called? The things you push them around in? Fuck. I can't think of the word. God, wow, but no. This isn't a 'We're all kind of a Truman show' thing. It's a 'This was a stupid fucking thing to do and if people are dying because of it it's because we aren't as smart as we thought we were.' Thing. You are the meat-shields people like Jordan Peterson have been using to keep themselves alive since the dawn of civilization. Jordan and Robert alike. And you're only defending them because 'Insert sunk cost fallacy.' "
by Hym Iam June 7, 2024
Get the Anxietymug. Anxiety is the worst now if you were me I anxiety and let’s say your having fun with your family and then with anxiety a couple seconds later your mind with say stuff like “they don’t like you” “ they don’t care about you they hate you they are just friends out of pity” my mind makes my crazy and not in a good way my head says stuff To that is so annoying it’s something serious that should not be a trend to joke about it is something serious it is not funny.
by 1409 July 11, 2021
Get the Anxietymug. crush anxiety, a term of you having a crush on someone. Yet your extremely anxious about asking them out and your scared that they dont like you back so you isolate yourself.
by sethysphobic November 17, 2022
Get the love anxietymug. 1) The frictions caused by social obligations and gender roles conflicting with our natural or primal instincts that can increase or decrease relevant to the amount of adrenaline our bodies produce in response to the trauma of being forced to live this life not according to the natural order of things as they were intended.
2) At the root of mental illness.
2) At the root of mental illness.
"Here. Take a pill." Was the response from the psychiatrist when I shared the story of my last LSD experience when I heard a chorus of angels say, "Primal Separation Anxiety Disorder. Live in the woods a while and put your mind back to order."
by growmoreweed April 22, 2016
Get the primal separation anxiety disordermug.