A combination of dark styles specifically goth punk and emo, or more. Only can be used when reffering to styles what are in between the genres stated.
by Sparr0w< November 11, 2020
Get the Hybrid altmug. The Alt Boho mom does not fall prey to all suburban soccer mom fads and trends, she's not quite crunchy or granola mom, but yet grows her own veggies, or attempts to...but she's a mom. So the back up is to hit her local farmers market. Her house is decorated with plants, mixed with mid century modern vibe, and taxidermy (in the bug variety). She prepares home-cooked meals, but grub hubs from the neighborhood Indian restaurant, weekly. She follows vaccine schedules but breastfeeds until her baby can ask in a full sentence "May I have a boobie please?" She gives birth at home, or a birthing center and dreams of a water birth. For fun She follows true crime podcasts, and solves cold case murders. She has traded in former activities of live music shows in various basements, for watching NPR Tiny Desk Concerts.
Her kids names are unique or inspired by musicians, scientists or vintage family names. They play with wooden, Montessori toys, wear cloth diapers, that she may have a service for. Some are raised gender non-conforming. She lives either in remodeled, vintage, older homes with gay neighbors on each side, or in the suburbs where she takes long trail walks each day.
Her kids names are unique or inspired by musicians, scientists or vintage family names. They play with wooden, Montessori toys, wear cloth diapers, that she may have a service for. Some are raised gender non-conforming. She lives either in remodeled, vintage, older homes with gay neighbors on each side, or in the suburbs where she takes long trail walks each day.
A conversation between a soccer mom and an alt boho mom sounds like this.
Soccer mom: "Would you like to join me at Orange Theory for a work out?"
Alt Boho Mom: "Do you know what the carbon footprint is of treadmills. Walking outdoors is free, and I just read all this research based information on how it supports your mental health. Also, there was a cold case murder that occurred on this trail and I think I know where."
Soccer mom: "OMG that's horrifying, is it a safe trail for the kids! You should notify neighborhood watch."
Alt Boho Mom: "I'll bring some gluten free fig bars from the co-op and clay for sun screen."
Soccer Mom: "I have to pick up my Subaru outback from its oil change, drop Noah at baseball and pick up Delaney from dance, then I'll be OMW."
Soccer mom: "Would you like to join me at Orange Theory for a work out?"
Alt Boho Mom: "Do you know what the carbon footprint is of treadmills. Walking outdoors is free, and I just read all this research based information on how it supports your mental health. Also, there was a cold case murder that occurred on this trail and I think I know where."
Soccer mom: "OMG that's horrifying, is it a safe trail for the kids! You should notify neighborhood watch."
Alt Boho Mom: "I'll bring some gluten free fig bars from the co-op and clay for sun screen."
Soccer Mom: "I have to pick up my Subaru outback from its oil change, drop Noah at baseball and pick up Delaney from dance, then I'll be OMW."
by Nerdybird30 May 19, 2022
Get the Alt boho mommug. The irrational fear or paranoia that every new member joining an online community is a disguised alternative account alt of a previously banned or troublesome user
by BakeWithMe February 7, 2025
Get the alt ptsdmug. by thealtf4psychic October 16, 2020
Get the Alt+F4mug. by bluehoodie April 20, 2024
Get the Bank altmug. A type of alt account in a group chat that impersonates another party. Usually created in an attempt to hide one's presence in the chat under the guise of someone who is well-liked by the group.
James: Dude did you get into Nick's Discord server yet?
Demitri: Yeah man all I had to do was make a Dew Alt of Amelia and he just let me in!
Demitri: Yeah man all I had to do was make a Dew Alt of Amelia and he just let me in!
by XenoPixel April 4, 2022
Get the Dew Altmug. Teacher: How do I turn up the volume?
Students: Alt+F4
Teacher: (leaves)
Students: (can now do what they want)
Students: Alt+F4
Teacher: (leaves)
Students: (can now do what they want)
by KeeneyBoiiiii May 18, 2020
Get the Alt+F4mug.