by sluttyirish January 2, 2021

by Hacked by Joe Allen January 27, 2017

JASMINE MARIE ALLEN IS THE SWEETEST AND KINDEST PERSON YOU WILL EVER MEET! she is super shy at first and when you get to know her she is still shy. bc she’s like that idk. according to her she has anxiety and bad grades. she’s always smiling so much sometimes it’s concerning. she also really likes the name kevin. don’t know why she just does.
by corleym April 7, 2022

A state of mind that can only be reached through the consumption of copious amounts of ketamine.
You may feel the urge to dismantle and reassemble IKEA furniture or adjust several bike seats with your head.
You may feel the urge to dismantle and reassemble IKEA furniture or adjust several bike seats with your head.
Person 1: "I am an Allen Key, put me back in the toolbox, babe"
Person 2 (Gandhi): "You need to stop taking horse tranquillisers my child, man is not meant to become small hand tools"
Person 1: "Pffft...whatever it's Allen Keyin' time, I'm boutta Allen Key all over this joint, I'm comin' for your sockets MOTHERLICKA!"
Person 2 (Gandhi): "You need to stop taking horse tranquillisers my child, man is not meant to become small hand tools"
Person 1: "Pffft...whatever it's Allen Keyin' time, I'm boutta Allen Key all over this joint, I'm comin' for your sockets MOTHERLICKA!"
by GammonMuncher69 July 11, 2024

He may not be the most beautiful or amazing person, but there is one thing that makes him the best.
Allen, he doesn't get shot. If you want more information, read the most popular Allen page.
Allen, he doesn't get shot. If you want more information, read the most popular Allen page.
"Did allen get shot?" -Jon Arbuckle
"No." -Jon Cena
"How do you know?" -Jon Arbuckle
"It is scientifically impossible for Allen to be shot. It just can't happen" -Jon Cena
"WHY THOUGH!" -Jon Arbuckle
"Because that's what Allen is. An unshootable being." -Jon Cena
"fair enough." -Jon Arbuckle
"No." -Jon Cena
"How do you know?" -Jon Arbuckle
"It is scientifically impossible for Allen to be shot. It just can't happen" -Jon Cena
"WHY THOUGH!" -Jon Arbuckle
"Because that's what Allen is. An unshootable being." -Jon Cena
"fair enough." -Jon Arbuckle
by this creature August 15, 2023

A lazy, pretentious and stinky boy, probably from some remote pointless area, who has a 3 inch penis and no game
by Cyoopid February 23, 2019

