Al Gore

1. Former U.S. Vice President.
2. Grower of beards.
3. Practioner of Black Magic.
4. Inventor of the Internet (most important).

Tyler: Hey, you want to go to church with me?
Jack: Church?
Tyler: Yeah, the Church of Al Gore's Beard!
Jack: Sweet, I'm there!

by Quinn Mallory December 22, 2005

Al-dawg/Al-dog

a very pimp name for some one with the name alex, al, allen,allyx,alexandria,etc...

no way ! al-dawg/al-dog whats up dude!

by the951orig February 26, 2009

Al Qasba

Al Qasba is the chammak spawn of Sharjah. You don’t smoke half a cigarette, harass girls, or wear some chammak clothes if you aren’t from or near the Al Qasba area.

“Hey 3bood, lets go to Al Qasba to follow some hoes around”
“I can’t man, someone’s gonna get beat up in uptown Mirdif and I wanna watch”

by ysef.x June 16, 2019

al ruff

The commonly used word for a crazy, eccentric filthy construction worker. al ruffs are prone to being alcaholics.

"Last week al ruff was hammered and he tore the left side of the house down, and it has yet to be restored"

by Eric C June 7, 2004

Al-Chalabi

A sweaty penis which ejaculates sweaty cum.

The boy was sweating everywhere, his Al-Chalabi reached climax and a pool of sweat flowed.

by Rich, J February 11, 2019

al Whita

(pron. al-WHITE-a) n. 1. The loosely-knit band of terrorists masquerading as Tea Party members; 2. a Republican Senator; 3. FOX News.

Rupert Murdoch is the spiritual leader of al Whita.
Joe Lieberman is a sleeper cell for al Whita.

by Rocketfueler April 22, 2010

Al Michaels

a drinking game for the video game Madden

Rules:
You drink when you give up points
Touchdown - Half a beer
Field Goal - Third of a beer
Safety - Finish your drink
Defensive/Special Teams Touchdown - Chug a full beer

Playing Al Michaels is the only way to deal with Madden's commentary in his own game.

by Alex Q Jennings January 11, 2013