Alien slugger

This man be an alien like damn bruh hes sliggering outta control hes epic
Alien slugger

rhino is stinky and bubba is stoopid

Damn he pulled an alien slugger

by Bruh23432 March 1, 2019

Surfing with the Alien

When you pleasure yourself using the eyes in the Chrome Dome box set (by Joe Satriani)

I was surfing with the alien last night, I came so hard , it felt great!

by Strimbles June 11, 2024

The Shawnee Alien

An infamous figure in Shawnee High School History, known for actively terrorizing students in the 2023-2024 school year. He is not special needs or anything he just feeds off of fear.

His crimes include:

- Waffle stomping
- Flashing people in the courtyard
- Naked splits in the locker room

- Bear crawling around the cafeteria
- Farting in people’s faces (“cup of soup”)
- Barking at people in the hallways
- Getting the wrestling team banned from the locker room
- Throwing out shit underwear in gym trash can
- Letting a dollar marinate in his ass crack then giving it to a freshman
- Walking in naked on the basketball team
- Running around locker room jacking it
- Parking lot fight where he k/o’d the other guy

List of objects The Shawnee Alien has shoved up his ass:
- Alien keychain
- Shaving cream bottles
- Any type of currency you can think of
- Rocks
- His brother’s toothbrush

- His fingers
- Fish pebbles
- A metal cube (stained afterwards)
- Bottles

The Shawnee Alien walked at graduation by some miracle and is somehow attending college as of Winter 2025

“I can’t wait to go into the locker room I’m sure my freshman wrestling season is gonna be great!”

“DUDE WAIT DON’T FUCKING GO IN THERE THE SHAWNEE ALIEN IS LURKING”

by Luke Choadwalker March 4, 2025

alien cookies

What you're looking to get when you're on the toilet and you heat some high bass beat.

Dude I think that I'm gonna go enjoy some Alien Cookies

by M3G4M4R7 October 28, 2017

Alienism

When you are an atheist that believes our creators were other worldy beings that made us as a long experiment or as pets if you will, and that if humans fail at there purpose the entirety of humanity will perish at the hands of some halo shit or the fucking greys with there 200+ iq strats. You are this if you watch Ancient Aliens

I am an alienist at heart, and your god doesn't exist but if he did he can suck my small still pubescent boy penis, so you should convert to alienism.

by Charchee May 30, 2018

Alien

aliens ate me in the bed

“alien 101”

by Cory the rizzler June 11, 2024

Blurb the Alien

Blurb the alien is a channel made on the 8th of March 2024, it follows the adventures of 2 sock puppets named Jeffery and Blurb. There are 13 episodes in total, the last being made on the 1st of September 2019 it constantly increased it cast, the full cast on the last episode being: Jeffery, Blurb, French Chicken, Dank Dobby, 2 unnamed furbies that were “Definitely not made to fill up space”, another unnamed character that hadn’t been seen until the last episode, a hairdresser, the man who made a 2 minute video on wheels, the missing one, and unnamed character that is “soon coming”, slippy, g gnome (that’s spelled correctly). The show had (according to the last episode) 19 viewers (this may be why the show was cancelled) on the 10th of February 2024 it got a shoutout by semi-popular, British MineCraft YouTube creator Jackmanifold, this gained the channel 23.6 thousand subscribers and 28,964 views.

“Blurb the Alien was my favourite YouTube series! I hope they bring it back soon!”

by anonymous August 5, 2024