polish alarm clock

(Verb) The act of masturbating in someone's face early in the morning to wake the said individual up.

I was sleeping soundly, then Dave, the son-of-a-bitch, polish alarm clock-ed me awake.

by J.P. Higgenbottom July 1, 2008

Jessica Alba

A beautiful woman who sucks at acting. She has looks, but lacks talent, which ultimately, is not a good thing. Unfortunately, as soon as her looks begin to fade, Hollywood won't even hesitate to toss her into the dumpster.

Boy: Jessica Alba is sooooo hot!
Me: Yeah, I guess she's pretty, but unfortunately, that's all she really has. She possesses absolutely no acting talent. I think she'd be better as a model.

by the.marionette March 4, 2008

Allahu Akbar

1. Thing you shout for fun

2. An Islamic phrase, meaning "God is the Greatest" In Arabic: الله أكبر

Dude #1: Bro you sure you wanna jump off this cliff?
Dude #2: Hell yeah!!!
Dude #1: Fuck I'm out
Dude #2: ALLAHU AKBARRRR!!! (Explosion)

by rayhuang August 15, 2016

allahu akbar

A common used stereotype against Syrian people or people that wear hijabs, also used in Dank Memes, usually said or uses in the time of a bombing, explosion, or something exploding.

"ALLAHU AKBAR!" *An explosion has happened*

by Mr. IMSIPPINTEAINYOHOOD April 9, 2017

allahu akbar

The thing I shouted when I was gonna run into the game stop

allahu akbar fuckers

by OneFuckingMachete October 13, 2019

Russian Alarm Clock

Being awaken in the morning by the strong need to urinate.

"Hand me that water bottle. I need to set my Russian alarm clock."

by RingRopeRebellion December 31, 2011

Akbar

This word comes from arabic. It means
"graet". In slang-use it is part of the phrases "Akbar Gever" or "Akbar man". Which usually means, A huge man, Too much tostesterone,great with his buddy friends\slaves, which tries to hit on any girl.

"Cool, man! Did you steal that car all by yourself? Akbar!"

by Tom March 14, 2005