Not even joking just because it is on Urban Dictionary, this is real, after my older sister told me about how she had an abortion because she did what she had to do, I have her a high five, or an "Abortion Five"
by The Hashslinging Slasher November 30, 2010
Get the Abortion Five mug.Hym "Quick! Iam, get in the car."
Iam "What? Why?"
Hym "I need to get an abortion!"
Iam "You... What!? That's not how that works..."
Hym "Then how else am I supposed to get rid of you!? Ahahaha!!"
Iam "..........."
Hym "Get it!? Cus you're a baby!? AAAHAHAHAHA!!"
Iam "...... You're an idiot.."
Iam "What? Why?"
Hym "I need to get an abortion!"
Iam "You... What!? That's not how that works..."
Hym "Then how else am I supposed to get rid of you!? Ahahaha!!"
Iam "..........."
Hym "Get it!? Cus you're a baby!? AAAHAHAHAHA!!"
Iam "...... You're an idiot.."
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When a pro boxer provides a powerful blow to one's stomach or ovaries effectively ending the life of the child inside of the person.
"Excuse me, Mike Tyson, my ex-girlfriend would like an abortion"
"Well, Robbie a fisticuffs abortion is all the rage. That'll be fifteen clams."
"Well, Robbie a fisticuffs abortion is all the rage. That'll be fifteen clams."
by suneater November 21, 2009
Get the Fisticuffs Abortion mug.When one person, usually intoxicated, puts another person's head under his shirt and punches it really hard over and over, endlessly. A truely botched abortion involves the first person crying and the second person screaming like a dying baby.
by RayatUM June 8, 2009
Get the Botched Abortion mug.When a baby is being born, you wait outside the vagina with a meat cleaver, then proceed to chop the top of the baby's head off, insert your penis and repeatedly skull fuck to make sure the baby is dead, and to get it back inside the mother. Can also be applied to baby seals, puppies, and kittens.
by Abib Jihad Muhammad Ramrod May 6, 2005
Get the vulgar abortion mug.A person that was meant to be aborted when they were a fetus but survied due to the abortion failing or not being done correctly.
"I survived my mother's abortion, here abortion doctor tried to kill me, I am an abortion survivor."
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