Line up six violently aroused men with their legs spread out (while standing), and cover a girl in lard, or baby oil. The girls mission is to crawl between the mens legs backwards, and if she gets pregnant she loses.
The Slippery Squid is a game that promotes sex in a very graphical way, the sole purpose of The Slippery Squid is to ensure a female pregnancy so she can start a family.
by The Ass-sliging Fapper September 24, 2012
An internet meme along the lines of lolcats, but involving squid instead. Sassy Squids day is July 1st.
by Mpak July 06, 2009
"Now you're just fuckin' squid bait!"
by lealea November 09, 2003
When a man gives a woman a facial and gets semen in her eye(s), causing her to become enraged and to flail about. This is done in a similar fashion to the mating of Giant Squids.
by Blingg June 08, 2013
A slippery, tangled, smelly, complex problem that is difficult to even find a starting point to unravel.
by Kraznodar May 01, 2008
a large gathering of squiddies or biddies, either really young or of milf status that a male can go to and pick which squiddie or biddie he wants to fuck either vaginally orally or anally.
Garrett: yo what you wanna do tonight?
Marc: lets hit that squid market my dude
Chuck: yo bar-keep where all the biddies at
Bar-keep: down the block at the squid market
Marc: lets hit that squid market my dude
Chuck: yo bar-keep where all the biddies at
Bar-keep: down the block at the squid market
by squidguy June 18, 2011
A tiny half Asian girl. Most notable for her love of karaoke and jazz hands. Often mistaken for Mexican or Spanish ethnicity.
"I was at a karaoke bar last night, and got into a dance battle with a ninja squid. It was awesome."
by Mandtastic December 29, 2013