by Zack Slota August 8, 2006

hey where the shnucko lorenzo is my dj petersen
listen son, dj petersen was on the fridge when i left
listen son, dj petersen was on the fridge when i left
by hanaaaaaa22 October 15, 2011

by dj gustav May 27, 2019

literaly dust bucket, he skates and all of arabia is covered in sand. the sheer amount of negative bitches he gets is insane. men like him bc hes yuck at laccs
dj bos type thing
by BigDaddymotherfuckermommymilk October 25, 2022

a disc jockey that is also employed as a window washer. typically plays repetitive house music, shuns drugs publicly yet indulges privately, and will find the most remote, reclusive living situation so that he can disappear from the face of the earth as soon as he discovers one of his exes has actually slept with another man, regardless of the time that has elapsed.
one who speaks incessantly without regard for the listener's need to get the FUCK off of the phone
one who speaks incessantly without regard for the listener's need to get the FUCK off of the phone
hey man, are you going out tonight?
no, i have to stay home and facestalk my exes.
come on, dude, don't be a DJ Squeegie!
no, i have to stay home and facestalk my exes.
come on, dude, don't be a DJ Squeegie!
by dr evil. April 24, 2011

by Lemon_lime May 17, 2016
