Diapering

The act of wearing a life jacket upside down like a diaper in order to make your body less constricted. This is usually done by pirates with lisps

We had a blast on a boat. We're just diapering all day in the lake.

by babypiratesnapchat2 March 2, 2024

Diaper

Why the fucking hell did you search for the definition of diaper you idiot!?

I hate changing diapers

by Shrek the Justin July 12, 2023

Pick up the diapers

Sex while crying and apologizing profusely.

Man, I accidently named the pornography directory on our shared computer "PicsOfKittensAndPuppiesStickingOutTheirTongues." I didn't think she would open it. I guess I'll have to really "pick up the diapers" tonight.

by lavishfestival July 29, 2016

diaper bish

PULL UP ON YOU LIKE A MOTHAFUCKIN DIAPER
YOUR NIGGA HYPE, NAH BITCH I AM HYPER.
SMOKING THE GAS I'M ABOUT TO GET HIGHER, YOUR BITCH GON SQUIRT LIKE A MOTHAFUCKIN GYSER

I KILL THE PUSSY CALL ME MICHEAL MYERS
SAID SHE DON'T CUM FAST THAT BITCH A LIAR
ONLY TWO MINUTES, NOW I AM TIRED.
PULL OUT THAT BITCH LIKE SOME MOTHAFUCKIN PLYERS.
I AM THE ONE, I DON'T NEED FIBER
ALL OF MY BARS ARE MOTHAFUCKIN FIRE
SHIT ON THESE NIGGAS LIKE IT'S FERTILIZER

EAT YOUR BITCH PUSSY LIKE A APPETIZER

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I LOVE YOU RICKY.

PULL UP ON ME LIKE A DIAPER BISH

by Diaperbish March 31, 2017

Full Diaper

I. When you observe a female's ass through any of the following:

a. Yoga pants/Gym pants
b. Pair of Jeans
c. Swimsuit Bottoms (1 & 2 Piece)
d. Sweatpants
e. Daisy Dukes
f. Any other tight-fitting, thin material

At which point you notice a lot of buldging and lumps trying to escape the underwear underneath; hence the large mass closely resembles a fully loaded diaper.

"Babe, don't look now, but that lady over there has a full diaper."

by Spitthetroof January 3, 2022

crockpot diaper

A used, soiled diaper that you forget about and leave in a hot car, in a diaper bag, or somewhere else where the aromas get to develop.

My wife changed the babies poopy diaper and then forgot about it in the back of the car… opened the car after a long-hot day at work to a fully cooked crockpot diaper. The air was fillled with an amazing bouquet of fully cooked baby poop.

by rsablue December 22, 2024

Squart Diaper

squart diaper, a squart diaper is a diaper meant for lifters to release their squart into.

Squart: a wet mix between a fart and diarrhea.

“Oh no i just filled my squart diaper doing lying hamstring curls, ill go ask the front desk worker to put a new one on me.”

by AquiraHead October 2, 2025