joe bidened

to get so drunk that you begin to slur your words and lose motor skills

After his breakup, he wanted to get joe bidened tonight to forget his pain.

by kingslatt November 18, 2021

Biden Protocol

A state of exit that involves no forethought or planning of any kind. Typical results involve: pulling out late, disappearing at night, leaving in a hurry, forgetting things and leaving them behind (ie. laptop, military equipment, personnel).

Omg that rich guy I met 9 months ago pulled a Biden protocol! I’ll give him his laptop back at court for his child support.

by Truthunfiltered August 30, 2021

biden(ing)

The form of taking a camel jockys "schmigma" and wiping their face with it thinking it will somehow make them look younger as well as make them a good leader for this country.

Josh: What are you doin there??
Rodger: Well I heard if i begin biden(Ing) treatment, i might make it in this world rather then be a potato.

by $ilver253 April 25, 2022

dry Biden

A long and nasty smelling non-poop producing fart.

Shirley was walking along when she ripped a dry Biden.

by Shecares November 11, 2021

Biden Steamer

Taking a poo on the floor of the White House.

Non-sexual, just a poo on the floor of the White House.

Joe forgot where he was and dropped a Biden Steamer right in front of the Palm Room. He blamed the mess on the dog.

by Bartl3by April 1, 2021

JOE BIDEN

J- Just a dumb mf ruing this world
o- old wrinkly person
e- earns the number 1 world record for being stupid

B- A bit*
i- an idiot
d- dumb as* getting controlled by democrats
e- Embarrassing af
n- not even a good president

Father- Holly Shi* the gas prices are rising but i dont know why
Son- It's because of joe biden the worst president

Father- Your smart and thats why i like you

by JamesIsAHotBOyGoDateAJames October 24, 2022

Uncle Biden

An individual of certain ethnic groups, who believes selling out their fellow ethnic constituents for political lies and propaganda for their own gain.

"Aww man that Haw-keen jeffro is a real Uncle Biden.. He told me I would be a movie star 10 years ago if I would believe his b.s rhetoric." " Yea man that Adam Krappinger, is trying to pull an Uncle Biden right now !! I would watch out"

by mjp9348 May 26, 2023