Dick Taco

The act in which a male places his penis in a hard shell taco, takes a photo then sends to everyone.

Did you get the picture of the dick taco last night? He really tore that taco shell up!

by Sub Sandwich December 14, 2012

taco bellin

when you go on an adventure to taco bell.

we goin taco bellin on cinco de mayo.

by elizabizzle. May 15, 2006

taco ejaculation

Taco ejaculation is where you take the first bite of a soft taco and some of the contents are ejected out the other end.Particularly pertinent if only sour cream comes out.Different from the taco shit where a hard taco shell cracks and "dumps" it's delicious load in your lap.

My wife wiped the aftermath off her glasses from my taco ejaculation

by wolfbait51 May 20, 2011

Knuckle taco

Fingering a woman's vagina.

I asked her if she liked to have a knuckle taco. Or, I gave her a good knuckle taco last night.

by JMMCD December 29, 2014

mustard taco

A general discription of a woman’s disturbingly unclean vagina. Usually found on a one night stand.

That chick from the party took me up to her room, but she had a mustard taco so I bailed.

by Listerfiend May 20, 2018

Brillo Taco

The term used to describe a girl's vagina when it has extra coarse pubic hair, thus resembling a brillo filled taco.

"If I knew she had a Brillo Taco, I wouldn't have gone down on her!"

by Brillo Pride May 21, 2006

Taco cuff

When you mold your hand into the shape of a taco shell and firmly grasp the male genitalia to make out what is supposed to look like a meat filled taco. Then pull down. Enjoy.

"My friend is so homo for taco cuffing me on my way to third period, now I cant sit straight"

by Tenderiser October 30, 2011