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scooter pus

A artificial pussy that scoots across the floor while you fuck it
I was fucking my scooter pus yesterday and made it halfway through the kitchen
by Peter Hung December 31, 2021
mugGet the scooter pusmug.

Scooter Brown

Slang term for dope (ice, crack, weed) smoking pipe.
Hey man, will you stop at the store and grab me a scooter brown?
by Whiteboy B March 3, 2019
mugGet the Scooter Brownmug.

Scooter Goblin

A person or group of people who ride scooters in the local wallmart due to their crippling obesity and growl and spit in the landwhale goblin tongue while refusing to give the scooter to some one who actually needs it and they usually never give the scooter up willingly.
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For example a swarm of scooter goblins attacked the local supermarket while spitting and growling at the employees
by BigManBeef March 23, 2021
mugGet the Scooter Goblinmug.

slimy scooter

---A sexual act where a man cums on a girls chest and she's forced to slide on a smooth surface...

--Or the dankest kush found smothered in cannibis oil...
(Guy) Yeah me and Sally got it on last night ...
(Friend) how'd it go?
(Guy) I came on her chest and made her a slimy scooter ...
(Friend) LOL awesome dude.
by Grimy Gregg March 16, 2017
mugGet the slimy scootermug.

scooters of anarchy

The scooter gang of fat bastards that skirt up and down the aisles of stores taking up as much room as possible. These people never really seem to get many items, but rather just sit in the way and talk to other scooter drivers.
I seen the scooters of anarchy on the other side of Walmart blocking the entrances to the lil debbie section. They looked terrifyingly hungry so I dipped out of there before they pulled out their forks to sample me.
by Platezz January 25, 2018
mugGet the scooters of anarchymug.

tuna scooter

verb . It is when your sister sits naked on a hardwood floor, spread eagle, and you try to scoot her across the room with your nose in her pussy. squeak squeak squeak.
Donnie and his perverted tuna scooter are hilarious. We watched him pushing her across the room with his nose buried in her pussy.
by Be-Rad June 4, 2024
mugGet the tuna scootermug.

scooter boys

my dad said their the boys who will die virgins
hun scooter boys are virgins for life.
by kickrocks November 28, 2020
mugGet the scooter boysmug.

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