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Kenny scooter

“Oh my! Look at him with all those underage kids, what a Kenny scooter” “That Kenny Scooter is touching a 15 year olds thighs”
by cultural wizard November 3, 2019
mugGet the Kenny scootermug.

Yellow scooter

The yellow scooter is a term used when you see a fat bitch and want her to fuck with you on a yellow scooter
Ayy Theo I want her on my yellow scooter
by Cjashh September 27, 2020
mugGet the Yellow scootermug.

slimy scooter

---A sexual act where a man cums on a girls chest and she's forced to slide on a smooth surface...

--Or the dankest kush found smothered in cannibis oil...
(Guy) Yeah me and Sally got it on last night ...
(Friend) how'd it go?
(Guy) I came on her chest and made her a slimy scooter ...
(Friend) LOL awesome dude.
by Grimy Gregg March 16, 2017
mugGet the slimy scootermug.

scooter boys

my dad said their the boys who will die virgins
hun scooter boys are virgins for life.
by kickrocks November 28, 2020
mugGet the scooter boysmug.

flying poop scooter

When someone shits on the floor and then proceeds to step on it with their foot and "ride" it around the house smearing it everywhere like they were riding a scooter
Bro you finna tryna flying poop scooter this lame ass party?
by FaggotDildoFacory January 29, 2018
mugGet the flying poop scootermug.

Scooter-Wrist

Terrible disease caused by being a rich tourist in Thailand, renting a scooter and flooring it for too long.

Symptoms include having troubling pains during masturbation.
"Papi, pls i cant lift the wud with my bad scooter-wrist.
by scuterfriendly69 May 9, 2016
mugGet the Scooter-Wristmug.

Jaeger scooter

Whatever means you get home after a night of binge shots of jaegermeiester
Thanks to a jaeger scooter, Chris made it home after 6 double shots of the German champagne
mugGet the Jaeger scootermug.

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