Rob Johnke

Is a sensitive, caring person, who may have a small penis, but the girl that likes him doesnt care how big his penis is... He doesnt understand that age doesnt matter, and the Girl of his dreams, his soul mate, is younger then him. People tell him all the time that age shouldnt matter and if the girl who likes him keeps getting treated the way he has been treating her, then he will loose the most amazing, thoughtful, caring girl that he could ever date in this world!!

Friend 1: Is that Rob Johnke?
Friend 2: Oh the real handsome one right there?
Friend 1: Yes, Who is he?
Friend 2: The man of my dreams!!!!

by Xia-Xie January 2, 2012

Sent to rob

1. A term used by Geometry Dash when they really send a level to RobTop, creator of Geometry Dash. Sometimes these levels could end up getting rated.

2. A joke used by the GD community if they see some shitty level thats so bad its hilarious, used as a joke for some lol's and compliments.

1. This level is so sick I had to send it to rob- GD moderator 2022

2. Yura once saw a level that was so shit, she dropped a comment that said "sent to rob" for a joke.

by Boo Radley Game May 25, 2022

Rob Ford

You know, the dead crack head. Everyone else seems to think the site is for names and descriptions of people, so...

You know Rob Ford? Yeah, what a crack head.

by Durr??? June 12, 2020

robbing the cradle

Stealing a baby, or it's personal effects from it's crib.

I'm low on funds son, I'm going to go rob the cradle next store and sell the baby to a nice couple who can't conceive a child of their own./ I'm low on funds so I'm going to steal that babies blanket, B.

by jerem December 11, 2003

Rob Dank

(v) A rob dank is a sex act when a girl gives a guy a handjob using her own feces, usually mixed with water.

Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
I like your poo-poo
Rob Dank me maybe?

by put a dick all up inside her April 6, 2015

pulling a rob

The act of stealing on of your friend's girlfriends/boyfriends.

"Whoa did you hear about Kelly? Matt and Chantal just broke up and the next day she was dating him already!"

"No way! She was pulling a rob?!"

"Yeah man."

by lynndsey January 13, 2008

sneaky rob

A small fat bald bloke who sits in the pub thumbing one off under the table

See that bloke his having a sneaky rob over there

by Evie one June 6, 2014