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Dusty Lemon

“Stop acting bitter Susan no one likes a dusty lemon”

Look at that sour face old hag, she’s such a dusty lemon”
by NoMaskRequired September 19, 2023
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Greasy Lemon

Emptying an entire bottle of lotion into your anus while sticking you penis into a flashlight full of lemon juice
Got bored last night and decided to give myself a greasy lemon.
by The real Mr.Awesome October 26, 2019
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Lemon Ballz

When ya ballz are a little sweaty with zesty sour funk.
Maggie went down on me as soon as I got in from my workout. I guess she was horny enough not to be bothered by my lemon ballz.

I need a shower. I can smell my own nasty ass lemon ballz.

I could tell by the watering of her eyes, she was gagging on my lemon ballz.
by Dick Onchin December 13, 2020
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Slimey lemon

The act of shitting on someone’s chest and cutting the turd with your piss
My girlfriend was all excited for a Slimey lemon but I just couldn’t piss all the way through my turd
by Dirty kid bill July 16, 2022
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Lemon sniffer

Someone who is so unskilled at their task that they should resign to sniffing lemons so that they may have a chance of succeeding at something.
by IT_Guy October 2, 2022
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Lemon Fish

1: A sour ass individual or someone with a shitty mood

2: Something that's overall bad or is worsening in condition
1: "Jeremy is such a fucking Lemon Fish, he's always acting like an ass"

2: "The economy sure is a Lemon Fish these days..."
by CrunchyMilk May 18, 2021
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