1) Savior of fallen man, light of the world. See Christianity
2) Chuck Norris
Interchangable with Dave Fox
2) Chuck Norris
Interchangable with Dave Fox
1: Thank Jesus!
2: Did you see Walker, Texas Ranger last night?! That guy is Jesus
3: O-at-ka wouldn't be the same without Jesus
2: Did you see Walker, Texas Ranger last night?! That guy is Jesus
3: O-at-ka wouldn't be the same without Jesus
by Ryan Foster January 15, 2009
Get the Jesusmug. 
by Kaworukun September 13, 2007
Get the jesusmug. You: "Dude, The Beatles are awesome."
Me: "Yeah, I know. Jesus said the same thing to me the other day but i prefer Slipknot."
Me: "Yeah, I know. Jesus said the same thing to me the other day but i prefer Slipknot."
by dark countess July 30, 2012
Get the Jesusmug. gonna be the guy who's gonna fuck up your life because you're gonna give into his mind games and shit like that. all he wants to do with you is fuck, fuck, and fuck because he's always bored and has no one to hangout with. basically a MAN HOE...
my life was going great until jesus started talking to me. yeah it was cool and shit since he kissed me, but later i found out he's hoeing around with other girls and flirting with anyone who gets in his way...
by life is hard bc of guys April 8, 2019
Get the jesusmug. coined the term "amen" after creating the practice of baptism where he dunks people's heads into water and stares at their ass. jesus is a lgbtqa+ icon therefore he is a lesbian protector and a great appreciator of men ass.
by shits on the grass you touch May 11, 2021
Get the jesusmug. A Hispanic guy who usually just does the same thing everyday. Jesus's tend to eat a lot when bored. There preferred food are: Hotdogs, peanut butter sandwiches, waffles, scrambled eggs. You can tell when a Jesus has been in the kitchen if you find butter knives, random jelly spots, an empty cup ready for whenever Jesus wants water.
by That one guy DD February 11, 2014
Get the Jesusmug.