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hamster

A rodent typically under the responsibility of a spastic child drugged up on legal meth because they were diagnosed with ADHD for not wanting to sit in one spot for 8 hours straight.

It sits around making the most retarded and annoying fucking sounds you've ever heard in your life, chews on its cage and attempts to murder any living creature in its immediate vicinity through rapid and autistic biting.

It runs in its stupid ass wheel at the earliest hours of the night. They also usually die in the most random and vile ways imaginable.

Hamster eyeballs are also useful for boba, which is why boba is not vegan.
Suzie: What happened to your hamster?

Marie: Oh, she escaped her cage and disappeared for a while, we found her next to our dog bowl. She escaped and somehow got into the ventilation, we had the heat on because it's winter, and it ended up cooking her alive. Then our dog somehow got a hold of her and left her near its bowl, then my dad picked it up thinking it was a burnt potato, and he loves burnt potatoes but it didn't look burnt enough to him. So he put her in the microwave for a bit too long until her body fucking exploded. We ended up paying our respects by using her eyes for boba which were somehow still in tact after all that.

Suzie: Boba does sound good right now.
by grubscrub February 27, 2023
mugGet the hamstermug.

bury the hamster

Having unprotected sex with a woman who has a large bush
Man, that chick from the music festival let me bury the hamster!
by Dj McSwiggins August 4, 2017
mugGet the bury the hamstermug.

Hamster cock

An extremely small penis which is mostly prone to be apart of people called Harry.
Random Guy:OMG bro you have such a Hamster Cock!
by Peter-File101 September 8, 2019
mugGet the Hamster cockmug.

Hamster wheel wealth

Low-wage earnings requiring you to work hard to stay in the same place
She shines on the stage at night, but during the day she's chasin' that hamster wheel wealth at Mickey D's
by DPotort June 13, 2018
mugGet the Hamster wheel wealthmug.

Thirsty Hamster

When someone sits naked with their dick out in a sunroof and the person in the car acts as if they haven’t drank in months
Bob “Hey man, wanna lay over my sunroof with your dick out?”
Joe “Of course, I feel like a thirsty hamster!”
by Ye Mums a fat Whore May 2, 2024
mugGet the Thirsty Hamstermug.

Hamstering

When I guy lay on top of a vehicle with a sun roof with his dick hanging down the opening and a person inside the car gives him oral sex
Did you see how Jane was hamstering Lucas last night in his new Benz
by Marcroix July 24, 2025
mugGet the Hamsteringmug.

Hamster

Is what your mother is.
by Unknown_User_42069 December 31, 2020
mugGet the Hamstermug.

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